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90 % of the guys are bad in bed

19th January 2013,

Get ready, I will tell you a story about defilement of a minor, incest, and almost threesome.

Let’s begin from the start… I still post bullshits on my blog and I have some groupies… one in particular, we will call her the-girl-from-Toulon, who asked for my phone number something like two weeks ago. Because she looked hot and sexy, well, I gave it to her. I learnt she was from Toulon : it’s not near but it’s not very far of my city (at the beginning I don’t know why but I thought she was living in Metz so a bit of nooky became instantly possible). Well, we flirted by text message, have I to say that it’s not really « hard » to find me at this game… (?) and I recently sent her the speed seduction. Well, I admit, I did not get much involved, I transferred the same messages than I used to fuck the-girl-with-the-name-of-precious-stone (cf. previous story).

It was understood that she comes visiting me on Friday evening and that she sleeps at my place EXCEPT THAT on Thursday evening, the day before, she sent to me « You are going to kill me but finally I will come and see you on Saturday morning I am going to sleep with my boyfriend » I informed her that I was not a sucker nor anything and that she could get lost but I remained extremely polished for once… then I dashed wanted to sleep so I stopped answering. I dared all the same to add « I hope that you took the good decision ».  Her boyfriend is a guy from Aix too apparently, but she says that she has several guys at the same time and that she doesn’t care.

Well. Yesterday evening, we were drinking at my place with Arnaud, Hafid, the Breton neighbor of Hafid, and two buddies of her… When I suddenly received this text « I made the wrong choice.
– I know.
– I want to die right now. Do you think that if I run away it will be OK ?
– Hell yeah you just have to join me.
– But how can I, please ? I have no means of transport.
– You do how you want, Aix it is not that big and I live in the city center. » I have been a bit « hard » with her by text message then I thought and I phoned : she explained that her guy had broke up with her because she did not want to fuck. OK. Never mind, Padawan was coming to my bachelor apartment then he made a detour by car to take her (I will buy you a drink for that brother it is promised). They arrived while I was already drunk but it was a good thing, it helped me taking the shock when she announced with dismay being 16 years old… I thought she was 19 when I invited her MOTHERFUCKA (need to better read the FB profiles).

We then decided to go out in town. We have drunk heavily again FUCK ME I had said that I stopped. The naughty girl always managed to tax the drink of the one or the other one… Padawan and I began an operation of merger with the pitchoune. She touched our butts. At a given moment, she was speaking a little too much to a guy then we suggested her thinking if she wanted to sleep in the street this evening or not and that calmed her… We were in two different clubs, it is in the second that I lost her one moment then I found her speaking with another guy… a blond … I came and I introduced myself as her older brother.

In brief, we drank on his account and she danced with him. Later we have lied to his congeners with Padawan by saying that we all three were from the same family and everything and they believed us « Ah but yeah you have the same shape of face and the same nose … On the other hand your sister doesn’t really look like you.
– Yeah but it is our stepsister (this is why we can fuck her). » After a while, she returned and I asked her why she was dancing with him, if she liked him and everything « No but it is so that he offers drinks to us. I never pay anything in clubs. » Beautiful mentality ! Then I suggested her kissing in the back of the guy while he danced and while he would not see us. She answered « no ». I went away then she came towards me, I informed her « I am a bad loser ». She said « Oh no we can do what you want but not here need a more quite place » so I took her hand and… kiss. Afterward, she was so drunk that she kissed the blond in question then came back to me « ah fuck he is ugly and kisses like a mammoth, he put me some slaver everywhere ». Listening her, it was squalid, then explain to me why she gave him her phone number ?  In brief, you suspect it, we left and he immediately sent her a typical loser’s message « Hello its jérémy of the club. How are u ? » Of course, she never answered.

Direction my place with Padawan and the teenager from Toulon. We were high… especially her… me I felt better, so we talked to everybody in the street, I remember a black, a kind of dealer who wanted to discuss with me of the respect for the woman « It is necessary to respect the woman.
– nope.
– But, your mom, you respect her?
– nope.
– But all the same without the women, we would do nothing.
– You know, the male chauvinism and the pornography it is guys’ inventions. They just invented the polonium. » I believe that he did not know what it is then he shut up and left.

At my place, we ate chips all three together, we excited her and we were ready to propose a threesome, but the girl went to bed before… in my bed. With Padawan, we a little spoke and everything then he told me « go and take care of her before she fall asleep ». He is really a buddy. No sooner said than done, I put myself in underwear and I came into the bed with her. A little earlier, she had made us hard by telling us that she loves to be submitted so I stuck to her I touched her tits, she was hard, I caressed her stomach but she resisted « I want to sleep.
– me too. » Because she presented me her back, I kissed it then I came down and I licked her during a moment. When she approached the orgasm I told her « say that you want me » she answered « yes I want to feel you and everything » but she did not want that I put a condom then I insisted (new resolutions of 2013). So we fucked. Frankly, she had an attractive face, a blonde with blue eyes as if they had been retouched on Photoshop, a thin body as we find there only very rarely on the girls of our age, tall, really thin and everything (I learnt moreover afterward that she was anorexic during 2 years). She told me that she had not slept for 3 weeks because she did not want but I had tempted her because I « lick pussies like a girl, and it is a compliment » (yeah she is also bisexual, I dunno if I specified but I am almost hard only thinking again about it).

She wanted to sleep against me and we did it again this morning. She pleased me when she told me « ah looks like you do body-building in fact ». Besides, she told me that she had 53 lovers in 2012 (not my business)… She told me that 90 % of the guys are bad in bed and she congratulated me « it is obvious that you have experiment, you are a good you know » (well if she wants to send me her friends no problem). I was very surprised when she told me that her father stopped talking to her because she fucked a lot of unknown strangers this summer, he told her that she was a « slut » so she lives with her mother and everything I don’t remember the details because I was totally fucked up. Also, she sucks guys in her high school because they ask her firmly, it is totally crazy… (I don’t know if it is a good idea to believe everything she says). The new generation is thus totally crazy… and entirely shaved. Another exciting thing, she really wanted to clean my apartment before leaving … I walked her to the bus and she gave me a kiss on the cheek. So cute. She has just left and I am still excited, fortunately, at noon I eat with Marie my open relation, I am going to ask her to suck me because the teenager did not do it, naughty girl !!!!!

XXX. May the God of the Game be with you !

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How you can mix Speed Seduction and Online Dating

17th January 2013,

Hello dear friends ! I will tell you a story about ass, as usual… but, this time, also about pancakes and speed seduction (yes, I’m innovating).

First of all, what is speed-seduction ? The man who invented this method is called Ross Jeffries. It is based on Neuro-linguistic Programming and hypnosis. The NLP is a set of models and of techniques of personal development coming from the United States which are intended to improve the communication between individuals and to improve personally. Well, it is the official speech. The reality is that they are techniques of manipulation intended to influence the emotional state of people. Unfortunately, there is not a lot of translations in French so I have to do with few. I thus translated myself the first ebook of Ross (on my blog : Comment mener au lit les femmes que vous désirez). Very instructive.

I approached this chick on Adopte in December and then we had stopped talking because she did not connect any more then I had sent my number point-blank… in the nerve! She had answered simply by her number (look for the error). Since then, we sent more or less hot texts but nothing crazy, we also spoke about pointless things (Gossip Girl, our parties, etc.) By the way, last Saturday, she was my plan B : I asked her to come too to the club where I had planned to meet the girl of the ice cubes (if you do not remember, read my previous texts) just to be sure to have a fresh plan and to make profitable the 20€ of admission. Hey yeah, I am not a dead man of hunger, my sexual satisfaction depends on no girl in particular. None of the two having come, but this one didn’t lie to me, I thus decided to cross a speed with this-chick-who-has-a-name-of-precious-stone (we will call her Precious Stone) and to next the other bipolar.

I turned her on by describing her what I would like to do through the three communication channels : what she would feel (kisses, caresses, penetrations, etc.), what she would hear (breath, words, etc.) and what she would see (my body, etc.) I thus described what I would do for her then made her tell me what she would like to do to me. I read that making them write naughty things is a good way to sleep with them.

I give some explanation: If I manage to make her say that she wants to kiss my stomach, then to go down taking my sex between her lips: SHE is going to imagine herself doing it while she writes it and it will become an obvious fact for HER that it is necessary to do it for good. Additional argument, a girl with whom we have already made love virtually will only very rarely make a last minute resistance.

Excited by so much lyric, it has been one week since she begs me to fuck her. I was not able to take care of her case before because my aunt died, then my parents left to Lyon for the funeral and I guarded their house. As a result, I made her wait (I didn’t want to go to Aix just to bang a girl). In brief, yesterday, I believed that she was flinching because she had to come to my place… but, at the last moment, she asked me to come picking her up at 10pm. Good point for her on the other hand: she kissed me when she saw me, without hesitation. We went to my place and we made love after she took some Fervex. She announced that she was sick so I also took one Fervex, in prevention. What an hypochondriac ! I hope that I have not the flu now due to exchanging physical fluids. I don’t want to be immobilized all the WE because I have, so to speak, some projects.

We fucked 3 times, she had 3 orgasms but the last time I didn’t finish : I was so tired. Then, she watched a movie and I fell asleep (she said I snored). In the morning we did it again, and she shouted my name « Oh mon Dieu, oh oui Fabrice » it turned me on but still not finished !!!!! Later, we cooked pancakes, I ate a lot and we did it again-again… This time, I finished (and fuck, it was soooo good, would need to be frustrated more often)! For the anecdote: I saw that she had received a text of her friends « go and enjoy his dick , lucky girl ». After knocks, she got dressed and left (it scared her that I open the window of my bedroom to aerate).

This girl, is one of those little princess from Aix who goes to the law faculty,  who drink a lot of alcohol and take coke every week-end in the VIP room of a club I cheerfully despise even if we cannot deny that there are a lot of cute hotties. Her best friends are hot too (at least in the pictures I saw : I can intend to go to parties with her and to make my buddies taste her friends). I feel a pleasant connection with her, although she does not suck on the knees, and so I hope to see her again !

Description of the precious stone: A beautiful 18 or 19-year-old girl, tall, brown hair, styled, with a naughty face («I worship the women with heads of dogs as the Egyptians » as says a contemporary poet) and her lips are made to welcome my penis. She is almost 5ft10, even taller than Marie I guess but motherfucka : it is so good taking doggystyle a pretty girl full of herself like her.

It ain’t over yet ! I received then a text of an Asian girl I kissed in September in a park (reread my adventures if you have difficulty in following). My blog had shocked her because she did not want to be, I quote « the number 150 before 2013 »… She exaggerated of course, but we had not meet again. Except that, all the same, a libertine of my tempering : it turned her on… Then she came and I told her that I did the pancakes for her. I can tell you that I scored points!!!!! We visited my cuddly monkey on my bed (its name is Arnaud like my buddy who offered it to me) and we kissed, then we undressed a little but she did not want to do anything more then I fell asleep against her… until now, more or less.

Kiss. May the God of the Game be with you !

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The true PUA fucks girls with only his cock and his knife

13th January 2013,

Continuation of the story with the girl of the ice cubes.

She turned me on by text messages all day yesterday then asked me to choose how she will dress for me tonight : red dress or blue electric dress ? The average guys would have said red (color of the desire) then I chose blue to be a pain in the ass. She made an appointment with me in a club at 2 am.

OK, I know that you should not organize the nights according to a girl but well… like an idiot, I contacted Arnaud, Hafid and Padawan and we went to the club in question… That has cost us 20€ but because we rarely go there, that changed us. Except that I did not see her. I texted her, called her… no answer. 2am, no one. 3am, still no one. “It is probably a swindle otherwise she would have called to apologize”. With Padawan and Hafid, we searched everywhere in the club and we went as far as getting incognito into the VIP area. Not there.

Well, I didn’t want to approach a lot of girls in case she would arrive (for not losing an easy shot) so I have rather been the perfect wingman. With that said, it was a good night : I pissed off a guy who looked shy, I laughed like rarely, and there was even a girl whom I would have been able to kiss easy peasy I am sure because I approached her then I went back speaking with my buddies and she ceaselessly came back talking to me. I told her to kiss her friend (a cute girl), she answered “ok if you kiss your buddy before”… we cheated with the technique of the thumb between the lips but THEY they kissed for good. Cool, we won. Padawan has even taken the number of a girl ! We have just made a big step forward !

I then met the nice buddy of the girl of the ice cubes, the guy a little bit fat with the head of teddy bear, who had offered drinks to us the day before (Cf the previous narrative). It turns out that he works in this club. OK, so, with such a social status :
– she used me to try to make him jealous and to bang him ;
– or then they had read my blog and wanted to make fun of me because they take me for a poor virgin who tries to compensate by writing about seduction.

He nevertheless told me that she was there, in a blue dress, that he had seen her and that she would never have left without saying goodbye to him. I read “I know that you’re lying” and “Psychology of the liar” but I had really too much drunk then it was hard to analyze. Pissing around and plot or big misunderstanding? I tilted for the first option but hope makes you live as said my mom.

This morning, I noticed with dismay that the girl had deleted me of her FB. Who knows what happened in her little cute disturbed mind… She published on her wall “I heard you are a player. nice to meet you, Im the coach” with a picture (bottle of champagne & ice cubes) : it is probably for my attention. What did she try to prove? Wasn’t it a little bit useless ?

Do you think that her challenge was to see if she would be able to make me run up in the club ? But, once again, I don’t see the interest to do that… I go there from time to time and I had planned to go out anyway thus that did not bother me… then, especially, it is very normal for a sexual guy wanting to screw a fuckable girl who turns him on like that. If I had not tried, it would have meant “I am gay”. Conclusion : there are really a lot of people who have nothing to do in their lives ! Finally here we are, she is probably not a panther at my height, rather a little pussy.

Well, motherfucka, I will not take the abject step of contacting again a young tease who maybe did just flinch and cave in completely. I will treat it with hatred. I deleted her number in order to do not be tempted to contact her during an evening of weakness. Especially that we shall re-meet certainly in parties.

So, I spent a nice night all the same but I would have preferred doing her things without delicacy in doggy style position at around 5 am o’clock. We would have had orgasms both of us, win-win scenario. Well, like I often say, it’s her loss more than mine and then it will all the same make a good story to tell on my blog.

The morality is: when a chick comes from nowhere and tries to pick you up while you have no social status, nor the face of Johnny Depp, nor the body of Brad Pitt nor the size of Josh Hartnett nor the money of Clooney… There is most of the time a trap. Be careful. But nevertheless I do not want of all this: the true PUA fucks girls with only his cock and his knife.

May the God of the Game be with us !

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10 reasons why one must guard against online dating

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At the moment, I see a lot of ads which invite me to join dating sites… Some make dream (I like the grandmother who flirts with the handsome beard guy) ! But, I also know exactly what is hidden behind this golden facade. I lost enough time on this kind of sites, I took enough slaps in my face and I met enough women to feel obliged to warn you against the dark side of the online dating.

Warning #1 : the couples which praise the virtues of the site on the homepage are not real. They are free of copyright photos and testimonies written by experts in marketing. This kind of site is only very rarely a miracle place where you shall meet love (an improved (sex)friendship is yet more possible).

Warning #2 : girls’ profiles do not always belong to girls. There are people who are paid by the site to discuss with you. There are also teasing profiles made to exchange your money against naughty shows via webcam. Finally, certain guys create girl’s profile to make fun of the other guys or to obtain compromising photos of them with the aim of blackmailing them.

Warning #3 : the real women who go on these sites do not always do it for good reasons (especially on the free sites). Many come only to feel reassured on their power of seduction but do not want to meet guys. There are also quite a lot of hypocrites who do not assume to have joined a dating site nor to need and desire to make love… they warn you « no sexfriend I have everything I need (look  for the mistake) » or « just here for friendship » ; « a friend made my profile », « just here to see » etc. Their bad faith is without limit. Finally, some girls have fun playing the haughty silly bitch (they patronize you and make the malignant while they would close their mouth in face-to-face).

Warning #4 : even the girls who came on the site for the good reasons can quickly go nuts. Indeed, as soon as a girl creates her profile, she is immediately submerged by proposals (no courage needed for approaching a girl on the Internet). Hundreds of guys contact them, then they make gourmet and forget the elementary rules of politeness. They think that they are going to be able to select dozens virile, sexy, intelligent, rich and funny at the same time guys to put them in competition to buy them glasses in bars and bottles in clubs.

Warning #5 : when they went nuts, their case is hopeless : they think they are princesses. They think that they just have to wait to be picked up without supplying any effort. That they are authorized to make you wait 3 hours before answering, to throw tantrums for nothing, etc.. They will oblige you ceaselessly to come back talking to them, will answer your pavements with a single word, will promise dates then will cancel at the last moment. They will sometimes leave the site without warning, in the middle of a discussion.

Warning #6 : it is easy for women to have a date with a different hot guy every night but they undergo the social pressure. You, on your side, have to agree to pay and to nevertheless give them the power of the sexual choice. However, they are so much afraid of being labeled as « easy » that they do not use this power even if they really want to… The problem is there are too many frustrated idiots who would point them.

Warning #7 : competition compromises you. Indeed, the guys are the same there that in the street and the clubs (stupid, needy, in lack of affection, liars with complexes, poets who copy-send the same text to everybody, shy dudes who feel exhilarated thanks to the virtual but will not succeed in articulating 3 words in face-to-face, etc.). Thanks to the principle of association, you too will be labeled « loser ». This is why you should clearly make the difference in your profile.

Warning #8 : the great majority of the women (and men) are imbecile. The dating sites became places of human consumption where the individuals scroll the photos one after the other and try to collect the most beautiful specimens (you are nothing as long as the girl did not see you in person). Something else: since when a woman who says looking for seriousness, really looks for a serious relationship ? Since when a woman who says looking for a kind, faithful guy… really looks for this kind of man? Another effect of the social pressure. The truth is that if most of the girls connect… it’s because their love life is meaningless. They have nothing to do, then they look for somebody who will make her feel important, they want to live an appearance of story by proxy. It is a side effect of our overprotected society.

Warning #9 : there are techniques to sleep with almost all the girls whom you meet (the idea is to make a good sorting upstream so you meet only the motivated women). However, most of people speak generally about neutral subjects for weeks (body languages representing 90 % of the communication: it is impossible to know if the current is going to flow with a person before having seen her as large as life.) Or then, because of the sexual tension, they do not act in the same way that on the Internet. Or then, they go on 4 or 5 dates, go to the restaurant, then sleep together and it is bad… Then they never call back. Expect numerous disappointments if you respect the rules.

Warning #10 : be ready to assume. It is not excluded that you bump into people whom you know (people you work with or neighbors, etc.) I do not advise you to try to pick them up online: if they are interested, they will come… otherwise, it’s their loss.

The bottom line is : if you are a guy and if you respect the rules… so you are a sucker. If you are a girl, know that you serve only to attract those suckers. It is the same principle as in clubs but without the alcohol and the music. With that said, there are all the same rare pearls on the dating sites (I made dozens of great meetings with girls who did not too much complicate things …) and I thus could easily write an article about how to use the dating sites in a constructive way.