Month: May 2014

This Field Report has been written by Padawan on June 14th 2013 :

It had been a long time the idea knocked around our head : going out to practice SPU (Street Pick Up), daygame, for real, “hard way”. We decided to finally use our balls (those who are in the brain), those which made the reputation of our forefathers, guys who dare to approach because they have something in the pants ! Last Wednesday, RDV in the park Jourdan with Fab (Cyprineman) for a session of SPU at 7pm !

Arrived on the spot, I saw that the park was half inaccessible, but it had enough opportunities to do something there! Some groups of girls waiting that we come to try to pick them up. But thanks to fucking phony excuses, like “yeah, we cannot pass from group to group” we eventually decided to go in the university halls… which were deserted!

We then decided to go in the city center : I think that it is at this moment that we really become aware of the potential of the SPU : every pussy can (potentially) be taken doggy style! And the ideas of approaches weren’t missing : “why have you a hat in summer?”, “OK my number is”, “I like your style, take my Facebook we shall go to have a drink”. Nevertheless, it was necessary to wait to be in town center to really find the testicles to attack.

A girl passed with a camera, I went there! But the bitchy girl went into a building just at this moment. We continued our tour in city, crossed people we know and hotties! Fab played the mentalist with a target stopped on the Cours Mirabeau, it worked well!

We went to the Monop ‘. Sat against the pane of the shop, a naughty girls listened to music. We decided to play the policemen and I sat down to her right side and Fab to her left. She then wondered what two guys were doing next to her and the conversation started. We played the mentalists with her, we made her laugh, we spoke about sexual thing (bravo Fab for having kept the cap above that). We suggested her to play with us, she was open, all the fires were green.

In fact, she waited for her friends (who went shopping) who eventually arrived. One of her friends told her “ahah you were approached!”. She said that it was rare that it happened, at least by people who looked normal. A blabla followed which encloses the conversation. Mission accomplished, very funny!

Rather proud, we debriefed the pickup, the fucking silences, etc. and it is at this moment (something like 5 minutes later) that the girl CAME BACK taking our numbers and she invited us to a party at the end of the week, admitting that she has been conquered by the surprising approach!

It was time to go back home and to finish on a good grade, but we felt powerful, and I wanted to approach every hottie who crossed my road!

Hotties are in the street during the day !

SPU POWA !

12th June 2013,

Well, I just have 5 minutes before going back to work then I will quickly write it.

Yesterday, visit of a small girl who knew me thanks to my FB page. She read my blog and she liked it, needs to say that she is also a kind of artist, a singer in cabarets if I understood well… She is in the faculty of literature of Aix then we agreed on a meeting and we said that she could sleep at my place (or to the place of one of her buddies if I was in fact an old man with a moustache or if she eventually didn’t like me for another reason). She had a knife in her bra anyway… then I had to pay attention on what I said 😉

We saw each other in the city, she sat on a fountain (there is a lot of fountains in the town where I live). I thought that we would go have a drink and everything but NO we stayed there and we chatted. I adore simple people like that. Then, we had a walk and we ate together (I was too much hungry). We ate a salad in a restaurant and I invited her because I have some (buried) gentleman reflexes.

Then, I returned her at my home to see my cat (“I adore cats”) and we played to a game : the strip-not-yes-not-no in the lounge (an idea of her). We spoke and we removed our clothes when we said “yes” or “no”. My roommate returned drunk as usual then we remained hidden in the shadow both almost naked… until he goes to bed). He has AGAIN returned in the apartment a road sign (it is his weakness: then he paints them to make it chaps. True story).

Finally, I brought her in my bedroom to fuck at first in missionary there because her little pussy was tight (she didn’t do anything for 8 months then that closes apparently) then doggy-style and I finished in her mouth (“do you prefer that I finish in you or sucking me?
– I do everything you want”). Not contrary, I love it !

We fell asleep and this morning, in missionary again, I was already less tight. That’s it. Kiss. By leaving she said to me “it is too bad that one can only enjoy a single night with you…
– Euhhh I don’t know not when I said that?!”

PS : She has big boobs and ass made for doggy style.

PPS : Well, I will be late at the office…

Another satisfied customer. May the God of the Pickup be with you !

10th June 2013,

Well, I summarize fast made the weekend because I am sleepy.

Thursday evening : date with a girl I had poked. The valedictorian of Science Po apparently… the so-called young political hope 2013 of my ass. The kind of princess you want to ejaculate in her mouth. The kind of small rotten whore from Aix spoiled by her parents who shows off. Not grave, she has just left her guy and wants to fuck… so, a scandalous writer, that turns her on ! She could stay only one hour on Thursday evening, so much the better, I was then able to go body-building after the date.

Friday evening : I saw her again. We began drinking mojitos. I asked her questions like “How many partners did you have? 7
– When was last time you masturbated? yesterday in my bed
– How would you rate yourself in bed and in oral sex? 7 and 8
– etc etc. Just to continue to warm her, I established another game : We could get closer and everything but not kiss each other. Then, buddies of her joined us… Well. One of them is in love with her, like Bob the AFC, that smelt not good…

In brief, the discussion lost this small sexual side which I had made every effort to set up then I removed a shoe and played footsie with her. I went with my foot under her dress and caressed her cute pussy discreetly. It turned her on. She caressed my leg in return. Padawan and the Captain joined us too then we moved in the gay friendly club of the town (the political girl paid our drinks to the bar, cool). On our way, I stuck her to an entrance of building and we played a little: my fingers under her dress, that became hot. She didn’t let me completely fingering her… but, caressing her everywhere, yes. Our lips eventually merged a short moment. We regained self-control, we moved in the club and there we danced very close. Then, she was a player and took up a challenge I had imposed : proposing a threesome to some people (I love this mindset).

We approached two guys asking a threesome with her and me, both were OK. I think that if you want to know if you are fuckable, try to flirt with a gay and if he says yes then you can be reassured on your sex appeal. They do not think like us : it’s simpler for them. Moreover, the photographer of the gay club photographed us and told me “if you want to thank me for the photo blow me or show me your candle “. Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, another world!

At around 2am, the guy in love (thus jealous person) pretended that he felt sick and they left together. Apparently, they did not fuck but well I had warmed her just in time then it is always tiresome that another one takes advantage of it… but on the other hand, it is some waste! What is the worst ?

Not grave, the high school chick of the last week announced me that she had found a friend for a threesome! I said OK, that we should meet in [this club]. Finally, they were not able to come in… too young.

Bad night from this moment, we were obliged to take a €55 bottle… I mean, we had fun with the Captain who made imitations but we didn’t move our ass. I don’t like it. Needs to say, I was not in a good mood. I passed from the twosome to the threesome then to masturbation.

Saturday : I have poked quite a lot of chicks during the day then we went out at night with Padawan. Opener : “you’re cute but are you good in bed?” I took three FB with this technique, one really hot in the street and the two in a bar. I sent a message to the hottie (the others, it was for sport)… nice, sounds good ! I also told a girl who had crossed my look in the street “you don’t stop looking at me ?” then we talked and I took her FB. I tried a crash&burn, just saying “frenchkiss?” but that did not really work except with one cougar who pissed me off afterward.

To finish, an anecdote: a girl who looked offended, she explained to me that a guy did not want of her because she is the ex of the buddy of this guy and complained “one never say no to me, I’m always rated between 5 and 8… how hot do your think I am, you ?
– 7! and you, Padawan ?
– 6!
– and would you fuck with me? Knowing that if you pay me a drink I kiss you…
– No thanks you !” She was offended… it is not that she was ugly or anything but I don’t like this mentality, then I punish !

Otherwise, we met an inhabitant of Nice and her sister. I wanted that Padawan bang the sister but nothing to do there, even when I took away the brother. Not grave, there are worse things in life.

Last thing, both silly bitches to whom we had sent blacks contacted me again. The poor girls wanted that I come in a party at their home. They really have no common sense it is disconcerting. I will ask them naked pictures and talk them in a trash way.

May the God of the Game be with you !