Month: May 2015

June 8th 2014,

Well, I QUICKLY update my diary because I lose on my blog a considerable amount of time I could instead use to write columns in intellectual newspapers, mischievous letters torn by the woman of my dreams (who will stay in my dreams) or to revise my exams like a shit. Well, for a change, I am not going to speak to you about seduction today… I am rather going to speak to you about the love I feel for myself. No, I’m kidding.

During the night of Thursday to Friday, I saw again Carla (or Clara IDK). It is the girl who had shaken me in my car on Monday night. 6 months since last time she had sex, poor girl, this is why she was so furious. In brief, her tiny ass doggy-style, it was something!!! And moreover, she smelt good this time, it was probably her pullover that stank like a fag recently… “Carla or Clara”, it is moreover with this name that I saved her number in my phone. Just to be sure don’t make mistake.

During the night of Friday to Saturday, with Virginie, we ate a cake she had cooked. With apple in addition. Then, in the bed, I took her Pulp Fiction virginity and we beat our record of orgasms. 9 between the evening and the morning. Bim ! Otherwise, she is not happy because she had only a 15.9/20 average in psychology, do you realize this drama? In brief, I love the perfectionists like that.

During the night of Saturday to Sunday, I planned to go out. I mean, I really sincerely planned to go out. But at the last moment, a girl with whom I speak from time to time on Adopt wrote me. I hadn’t not messaged her for a few weeks in fact, because that she had not liked when I had told her that I would never visit her in Marseille and that as a consequence if she wanted my cock, she should move until my humble house in Aix.

Roughly, she wrote me yesterday evening to tell me that she went out of a chicken Adopt date. And I answered her that it was well done for her because she would have better made to come having sex with me (just as a provocation). She immediately suggested coming to make up for it and I said OK. I am so easy… If you too you want to learn how to make unknowns who look hot come to your place, I recommend you to read Secrets for seducing on the Internet !

A not ugly but not hot either woman arrived at my home. Not fat but not thin either. She was less hot than on her photos, to tell you everything. And with madwoman’s eyes especially, yes yes, like those Barney describes in How I Met. This legendary crazy look that puts you ill-at-ease in the blink of an eye. The first thing she told me, just to make me comfortable it is “ah, I would have preferred that you put a shirt“. I had an oversized jeans (for 92-year-old people) and a black T-shirt I bought 4 years ago. “By the way, what do you do alone at your home a Saturday evening ?” I almost told her to go to Hell with her shitty questions but well, I am too kind, one more time. She continued “I like to be welcomed in a suit and tie“. Well, I did not raise this. She continued her bullshit ” I had a car accident at the speed of 140 on the highway on Wednesday, I have pain in ribs, I was not looked by a doctor.” She had a small crust on her nose, I pushed above as to punish her “ouch attention it hurts“. Hihihi!

I went on the balcony, she joined me. I began to fiddle with her, she was passive 2 minutes then went back to sit down alone on the sofa. “Can I smoke ?” There, she began to annoy me seriously. Then, “I would like to drink something.
– sorry I have nothing but water.
– WHAT ?! I COME AND HAVE YOU NOTHING TO OFFER ME? I PRECISE THAT THE HIGHWAT COST ME €10 THUS YOU WILL PAY ME OFF.” Totally crazy this chick. I went to see in the refrigerator if accidentally there would not be something for her. There was an organic beer there, which dated of IDK when. I served her a drink. She said “that has a strange taste, taste it“. Actually, it tasted like some water, but some strange water. She continued to speak to me and to say bullshits like “I have a kid you know, with my husband we are in an open relationship“. Roughly, she cheats on him and he does(n’t) know it, but well I don’t buy it, it’s been ages that I listen with only half an ear what they tell. She said that she banged her neighbor, bridegroom, by leaving a note on his car “call me 06XXXXXXXX”. She told me that she fucks regularly a guy about whom she knows that he lies on his age and his job, just to try to unmask it. Between two shitty stories that did not interest me, she caught my head and kissed me while caressing with her hands my virtuoso of the words’ trunk. Completely inconsistent the girl. I resisted a little. Then, I began again to fiddle with her, I passed everywhere on her body, she was passive. By way of underwear: a wet one-piece swimsuit. Surprising. She asked me “Well, what do you tell me about you? I like to discuss and that we learn to know each other before“. I didn’t want to tell her anything, I found her weird and even not hot, and in addition she started to piss off me. I remember another thing that she said and that shocked me “do you know what piss me off ?
– no.
– condoms“. No but like if I was going to take the risk of having a kid with a girl like her or to get a STD for her while it’s a pain in the ass to get rid of a papilloma virus, no but she is crazy!!! At a given moment, after a silence, she bawled “it is not you who decide, it is me“. IDK what she was talking about, certainly sex. She told me that she had done only one single date-direct-fuck like that, but that the guy was hot. I do not know how I should take it. Then, she felt my arm muscles as to estimate the goods. So, let’s say she is a demanding superficial girl : “I don’t like blue eyes nor short guys“.

She continued to assault me “you, you fuck any girl who comes to your place, right ?
– hell no, only if I like her all the same.
– and how do you know you’ll like her ?
– I select well.” In any case, with her I did not select, I agreed without thinking to see her and I paid it cash. After a while, I ran out of air. My heart started beating very fast. As experienced paranoiac hypochondriac, I believed that there was some drug (or another shit) in the out-of-date beer I had drunk a mouthful of. I went out on the balcony, everything turned, difficulties to breath. It had probably put her under stress because she told me that she also felt sick. She wanted to go downstairs to get a breath of fresh air. I noticed that she took her stuff. That was a good idea!

Once downstairs, I felt better. We kissed again, this time more intensely, more wildly and she said to me “I don’t know if I want to do it“. We continued “No, finally, I don’t want tonight.
– Ah OK.
– Are you mad at me ?
– Not at all.” It was true btw, I absolutely didn’t give a shit about her, that almost relieved me. I had the impression that I would more have screwed her by automatism than by desire. “Well it’s OK then, I won’t make you pay the highway. Well, I gotta go, I have another plan in Aix I want to visit“. Incomprehensible this girl, fuck. Why did she kiss me if she doesn’t like me? And if she likes me, why she did she say to me that she was going to fuck another one? She is very capable of calling me back one day or another to say that she wants finally but she will take it in the ass very deep (not by me) ! I don’t anymore wanna try to understand crazy people like that. Seriously, I don’t even know her name. I’m not kidding ! Do I shock you ? Needs that I stop my bullshit… this kind of girl doesn’t deserve me.

On second thought, I guess that my heart began beating so hardly under the influence of the malaise and some nervousness. And because the malaise is communicative, she also felt it. From there, she wanted to leave. Or then, she was a pure lier, and she was about to frighten out at the idea of enjoying too hardly and got cold feet… she would not be the first one. In brief, we will never know more about it anyway but that made me think. What’s the point of wasting my time with these poor idiots while I am used to girls like Virginie who are way better than her and with whom there is a real connection ? Certainly, I had nothing to lose if I screwed her, but what had I to win in fact? Absolutely nothing, I guess. I felt her unhealthy, this girl. I am very happy that we finally didn’t do it. It is the first time that I feel it, maybe that I move forward in my Game or then maybe that she was really knackered. In any case, the logic of the number is a little bit chicken. I agree that it is instructive to screw a lot of girls but it is better to avoid some specimens (guys too I think). In brief, 5 years since I had not made any anxiety attack, I thought I was done with it, and now it happens again to me during a date. I am disgusted! I hope that it will just be a temporary accident…

In any case, if I was her I would think : ONE chicken date it can be an accident, but TWO during the same night, it is probably that she conveys bad things.

May the God of the Game spares us all those crazy bitches in the future.

NB : To leave her first date, she pretended she has a headache (it’s important for a girl like her to don’t be frank). And, something like 1h later, the guy sent her a text “do you feel better?” What a naivety. Especially that she began to speak badly about him in front of me “hahaha, he writes me just one hour later, he is probably a poor guy he has probably no other plans in his life, I did well to next him“. Conclusions: do not believe every word they say AND sending a nice message like that even if it is very kind means humbling yourself. How sad it is !

June 4th 2014,

I received this text from the girl met at the Gala des Arts et Métiers.
“Tomorrow it’s OK for me.” (that we meet up and have sex)
“Okay I’m free from 7pm, tell me what time is good for you. Do you wanna have a drink at my place?”
“At about 8 pm so? Don’t you wanna go rather in a bar ?”
“Hmm yeah at 8pm it’s good for me. You want me to make love to you in a bar ???”
“Well in fact nevermind, forget me. I’m getting cold feet.”
“Lol. OK that’s awesome. You’ve already seen me, you’ve kissed me last Saturday and everything and needs to go back to the public place now? What’s the point ?” No answer.

 

It is often the same thing with women : It is chicken, weak, without any will. They prefer to stay in their comfort zone rather than to live a nice adventure… I find it saddening but it is a life choice after all ! Life choice that I don’t understand because I always prefer to give it a try even if it means making mistakes more often that in my turn. But so, the only person who will deserve a slap it is the other one who will get cold feet and not my image in the mirror of my Castorama bathroom. Let’s not forget that mirrors too often pout in the morning.

 

Finally, what quite a lot of people have difficulties to understand it is that the sorting is made by itself, between those who deserve my magic tongue and those who will never know it. It is not because I propose my divine seed that it is beforehand won for them, it is rather a good test to differentiate those who have a little “pluck” and those who will never do anything “crazy” in their life. Forgive this peremptory tone but it is true!

 

Personally, I am constantly led by the desire of discovery of a new body (it is a real drug I enjoy it) and the fear of losing this high-powered long hard cock (John-David is the name of my dick – 5kg without the balls – 1300 mega watts – when I’m getting hard it’s the beanstalk).

 

Fortunately, by logging on the world-famous cursed social network, I received a message from Misty (a buddy in Paris) that cheered me up. I share it with you because I find the end totally legendary. It a little restored my faith in humanity.

 

If you are not happy because you wanted to read one of my adventures, I challenge you to channel-hop. There are pictures of Laurence Ferrari naked who has sex with a horse on ADS thus go there, fucking Peeping Toms. Yeah yeah I’m taking to you the red-haired person who scratches his testicles take out your hand of your boxer shorts right now it is yucky! And to you too the nymphomaniac who phones to your friend the mytho to tell her with whom had sex this WE. Thus go sucking Sélim’s penis if you are not happy.

 

“ It’s been two-three times that I date Marie, this young blonde with a thin body and with a sexual ardour that I had never known previously. You thus easily understand why I like this girl. Every time her tiny ass crossed the threshold of my home, I knew that the pleasure party was going to be really nice.

As a reminder, we had kissed each other during a party at a buddy’s. After two-three kisses, the temperature quickly rose (the alcohol had already warmed us, then we didn’t need much more so that we want to mutually touch), and as a result, we found ourselves in the bedroom of my buddy. After a fast passage of my hands on her legging, I went inside, grasping in full hands her buttocks and slightly pulling her string. She could not handle more tension, then she decided to go down to please me, alone, like a woman. Stuck to the door making me suck, my buddies began to ask themselves questions and tried to open. I had the presence of mind to lock to avoid that an unwelcome visitor comes to steal us this precious moment between two human beings in total sexual connection. Except that my buddies, these suckers, began to bang the door, until one of my buddies who knows Game told them to go away. Unluckily, that cooled us. We thus decided to meet up again, and the next time, it was sooo hot !

For this Friday night, I was partyless. No plan, I thus unsheathed my smartphone to see Marie. Only the idea to see her again was enough to give me a beginning of erection. Luckily, she had nothing to do either that night. The problem, it was because neither her house, nor mine were free. As a result, I told her that we would improvise. Having driven until my home with her car (about ten kilometers all the same), I jumped in her car and we found ourselves in the small recess where we had stopped the first time we had sex in her car. Between a zone of works for a national and a sports complex, just behind a small low wall, she parked, and we fell over on the back seat. We started soft: little kisses, petting, contact with the fingertips … No I’m kiddding, it was wild.

I was just on the back seat that she jumped on me (technical exploit seen the available place), removed her top and I began to touch her tits by kissing her. In passing a hand in the back, and the other one on her attractive bent buttocks, I felt her very hot. She took off my pants with so much envy that just this fact alone could have made me hard. This girl is so much endowed for the preliminary that I had to excite her as much as she had done for me. I thus lied her down on the seat and I licked her until I feel her leaving her body. Then, still hot, she began to ride me, while pressing my hands sometimes against her breasts, sometimes on her buttocks. The desire to take her doggy-style naturally appeared in me: I turned her around, caught her buttocks and penetrated into her rather hardly. Windows had become opaque because of the vapor caused by our romps. We continued during tens of minutes until we perceive lights coming from the outside …

I lost my erection right away. She was afraid, and a voice of man came from the outside of the car: « Police, go out of the vehicle »

She freaked out like crazy, and I was not very reassured either. Still trembling because of the sexual excitement (or because of stress), I put back on with great difficulty my jeans, my shoes without socks and I went out by putting back on my t shirt, followed by Marie. « ID cards please. »

We gave it to them. And then :

Policeman: « Hmm ok. Well, we know what you were doing, but here it is a private place, it is not public. There are cameras here, watch out. Next time, get a hotel, or go to your place.

Marie : « Yeah, I agree »

Policeman (talking to me) « Did you finish your affair ? »

Moi : « Not really »

Policeman: « Well, finish quickly and never come back here anymore. Ok ? »

Moi : « yeah ok »

They left, and we stayed there, outside in the cold. Holy shit! I still trembled! And I still wore the condom! It was really a funny situation when I think about it. Marie told me that we were lucky and I laughed. She said that she did not well put back on her string and that it is back to front, haha.

In spite of that, the sexual excitement had totally disappeared, and impossible to be hard correctly after the savage sex and the funny event of the weekend.

She drove me back home, and left back direction her place after two-three fags and a little talk.

Adventures like that, I want it more often !”

 

I applaud my buddy with feet and I go back trying to make a fortune by writing a scenario for Canal+. A fucking story of clubs with orgies and Senegalese whores that would be even funnier than Dominique Farrugia’s laughter.

 

May the God of the Game spares us all police custodies.

June 3rd 2014,

I have just realized one of the most improbable Pick-up of my career. I violently quarrelled with a girl on FB then I met her to have sex with her. Incredible!

 

It is a girl whom I have poked two weeks ago, since that day we speak to each other: student in 1st year of medicine, cute, fresh, wants to become a little bit naughtier, has flaked me last Saturday “I am chaos” instead of “I am KO” okay I wipe the slate clean… I won’t knock her out with a Larousse dictionary.

 

 

[PART 1: THE ROW]

 

Then here we are, we had a date at 8 pm in Aix except that at 7:30 pm she sent me “we see each other rather at 11 pm” and at 11 pm “is it a problem if I come and see a friend before she doesn’t feel good because of a guy?” I downright freaked out! It was disproportionate I don’t know what happened to me. Especially that like a horribly normal student I am at my parent’s to revise my exam of October at the moment, and thus I had reserved my night and especially I had told to my parents that I was going to fuck a chick :it’s too much of a shame to be flaked like that in front of your family !!!

 

This conversation is very interesting from a point of view psychology*communication (a lot of shit tests), especially for the twist in the drama, then I put here the full text (I would not write all this if I was not excessively paid so like my FB page and follow my Twitter/Youtube to encourage me PLZ) :

 

06/02/2014 11:12pm

ME : I don’t want to put the pressure on you nor anything but I dress up or I go to bed ?

HER : Ah I’m with my friend.. But otherwise we can settle comfortably in a car. Don’t necessary dress up well ? But if you’re too tired another day ..
Don’t dress up well doesn’t mean come naked ^^

ME : lol no no I’m motivated

HER : What do we do then ? Because I would like that we settle comfortably in a bar but I am in a pullover and don’t really want to dress up ahah

ME : 30 seconds ago you told me we settle comfortably in a car
but well you’re with your friend until IDK when…..

HER : But you wanna go to bed?

ME : I think you will flake lol
And I as much want to go in a bar as to shoot myself
And obviously if you give me no clear answer I am going to go to bed! Moreover it is already late while we had to meet at 11 pm thus we will postpone I guess

HER : What is a flake? No I know I am sorry but I told you that my friend was not feeling good. And understand my dilemma we don’t know each other I have never seen you I don’t imagine myself going up in a car without anybody all around do you understand?

ME : Well listen I reserved my evening for you to finally do nothing, I wasted my time so that irritates me
a flake it’s when the girls get cold feet with shitty excuses
And the thing to settle comfortably in the car it is not me who spoke about that eh ^^ it’s up to you if want you it or not

HER : Yes I want it but I am with my friend so if you want to go to bed then go to bed. No I’m not getting cold feet . If you’re tired sleep.

ME : ah well if you want , as we say “when you want you can”
Yes I am tired but I am ready to make an effort for you, but that does not seem to be mutual, it’s a pity

HER : if I proposed you that we see each other last time it is not for nothing

ME : well ! you look in shape tonight
I have a concrete thing to be proposed to you
How long approximately will it takes with your friend?

HER : What do you want to propose me? I don’t really know… not long I think

ME : you are in L***** that’s it ?

HER : Yes

ME : okay

HER : ??

ME : Good because my osteopath is in Mimet so I took advantage of it to eat at my parent’s, I am still there and I would have taken advantage to come to see you to coming back in Aix but I don’t want to drive now especially if I don’t know if you will not finally tell me “no I stay with my friend” thus if you want to pick me up here there are nice places for a night-stroll there (it’s approximately at 10mn of L*****)

HER : Eeeeh your plan is weird.. Did you understood what I said when I said “we don’t know each other” you can not be mad at me for that. Then I won’t tell you that, I just need some more time with her.

ME : no it is not weird
I have no desire to drive at midnight because I am fucked up

HER : At the same time you had told me that you were in Aix

ME : No I live in aix under normal circumstances
We had to see each other at 8 pm eh ^^
I would have came back easily

HER : Yes but tonight you are not in aix. And I warned you early enough for the fact that it would not be eight o’clock..

ME : yeah I know
So I’ve eaten with my parents and I’m still here

HER : Ok ok so what ?

ME : well or you pick me up here and we settles comfortably somewhere and we spend a great night; or we do absolutely nothing

HER : Ok well me I don’t know your town and I don’t want to get lost. I was OK for aix. I think we did not understand each other well. So have a good night.

ME : okay
your loss eh
Due to making your princess and making yourself movies
I’m fed up with being taken for an idiot

HER : At no time I took you for an idiot. It can be the case the other times seen your manners of speaking indeed.

ME : not related
I’m disapointed
all this for this …

ME : We could have a good moment together, finally I lost my evening waiting for you, you are going to stay with your friend, and I have nothing to blame me for concerning this fiasco eh the efforts I would have made them eh and you begin to freak out for nothing, to play the unsuspicious and hopppppppppppppppppp very very disappointing but well it is just like most of people : adventure frightens you

HER : The efforts? It is you who didn’t any more want to drive while we had agreed for aix. Finally it is not too bad because your reaction proves me that I would have wasted my time with you..

ME : you wuld have lost nothing eh darling
you are 100 % at fault in this story have at least the honesty to admit it
I have other things to do than waiting during 1:30 am after the arranged hour, that is what I call “respect”

ME : That would not have hurt you to be seduced and to have orgasms but going out of her zone of comfort it is hard I understand! Seriously what are you afraid of ? Hello I am not an old man with a moustache who made a profile of young person eh and if I am irritated it is because you made me lose ALL MY EVENING THAT I HAD RESERVED FOR YOU all this for nothing, you got cold feet you in the end and especially do not apologize eh blame me instead

HER : What I admit it is that I left seeing my friend but I spoke to you about it you said it was OK , needed to say it at this moment. And you really believe that if there should have happened something between us that would have been tonight? Maybe I would not even have liked you. We could have meet once and see if that could work.. I ‘m not looking for a boyfriend understand me please, but I’m not looking for a dead man of hunger either. I thought that in 25 years you would be capable of understanding the fact that I am careful and especially that you know that I was very afraid just two nights ago. And it’s a pity because once again, at 25 years old, I thought of finding somebody who would have been on the same wavelength and who would know how to not COMPLICATE THINGS. But I see that it is not the case.

ME : Not to complicate things that means not commanding respect and agreeing to be taken for an idiot?
Try to don’t make me be thought of as a dead man of hunger or an immature eh
Yeah but apparently you are too careful when it is not worth it and not enough when it would be necessary
Ah yeah you are the kind of girl who sees a guy who you like then to abandon him on principle to frustrate both of you? No but needs to overcome her conditioning eh
And let’s be clear if you went seeing your friend it’s because you were put under stress to see me that made a diversion to save time
(If ever you really visited somebody)

HER : I went to see her because she needed me. I won’t repeat you give me a headache for nothing. I recognized that having visited her while I had told you a certain hour it was borderline but when I spoke to you about it you pretended that you didn’t care. And in addition it is you who said that you didn’t want to drive anymore. It is none of my doing me if you are not in aix because as so you told it so well “when you want you can”.

ME : Okay let’s admit it
But when you pretend that the idea of sleeping with me tonight had not even crossed your mind : I say LIAR
And I don’t see what it changes for you it is the same distance it is even less far for you to come here
For your friend I didn’t think that it was going to last 1:30 am eh

HER : Well then even if it was the case you feel obliged to send your dirty sentences saying that I take you for an idiot while not at all and understand it is everything but sexy. I don’t understand why you piss me off now because it is you who finally did not want to drive any more.

ME : Well, yes it was the case then don’t play the unsuspicious, it irritates me the thing “I am not a whore me” you took me for one of these poor guys for whom a girl who thinks about sex is obviously a whore? I thought that you had understood who you are dealing with
And excuse me but your behavior is so classic
Girls I tried to pick up a lot eh and it is often the same thing, you have those who are adventuresses those who want to run wild, they visit me and have a lot of orgasms and ask for more of it
Then those who behave meanly, then pretend that I am a dead man of hunger to justify that they have not the courage to go out of their zone of comfort, and I didn’t think that you belonged to this category you disappointed me
In brief, good for you if you do not know what you missed
(And don’t call me asshole it would be overrated, I just tell you things as they are)

HER : OK you are definitively hopeless. At no time you tried to pick up me love. I assume perfectly the fact of being interested in a relation without consequences but I also assume the fact of being careful. I am like that, and I do not believe it is a bad thing. Now good for you if you are used to girls who join you in a lost place but it is not my case.

ME : but the thing
it is that you think you are smart right now
And do not take a condescending tone because that irritates you that I deliver an analysis of your psychology
you assume absolutely nothing the proof 10 minutes ago you told me “I never do anything the first night blablabla”

HER : Yeah all right about my psychology, you don’t know me so what are you talking about seriously?

ME : The thing that irritates me it is to be the only one to know that if you had come you would have been satisfied of you and I still have to make efforts and beg you for that! That irritates me
But it’s ok you think you are unique, while in fact you are all quite more or less similar

HER : I didn’t say that, I said that I would not join you in a place I do not know while I have never seen you. We would have been able to begin by having a drink and yes at this moment if that was ok we could have finished the night together. Then stop with your insults. You know nothing about what could have happened if at least you had the courage “to drive”…

ME : ok what did you risk? In the worst case you went back home
Ah we would have been able to finish the night together now? Who had believed it? 10 minutes ago you told me that “you were not a girl like that”
the “courage” no but seriously girl are you trying to manipulate me like that? I don’t take the car at 1 am for a girl who kept me waiting 2 hours eh! It was in your turn to make an effort, you did not do it, it’s a pity for both of us but it is you who messed around there

HER : I know nothing about what I risked it is not careful that’s it. I just want to have fun, to spend good moments. But what you can’t understand it’s that I don’t want to get lost in a lost place with a guy I don’t know. At no moment I told you that I was not a girl like that. I think that is needed a minimum of seduction. And of course if I did not like you I would have left that’s it.

ME : well then why didn’t you just do it ?
It is the 1st time you meet a guy who don’t get confused and who tells you things as they are? Some male energy that’s strange eh
did you think that I was going to throw myself on you like a madman or what… I reassure you I have eaten tonight eh lol
The answer: you risked nothing
you have my name, you have my photo, you know where I live you know that I have a blog

HER : It is me who manipulate? While I was ready to come to meet up with you? And that it is me the first one who have proposed that we see each other ? Dude you told me I don’t drive at 1am that would have changed what for you? I don’t understand that a 25-year-old guy does not understand that a 18 year old girl does not want to go anywhere when she does not know the person nor the place.

ME : It is exactly because you don’t know me that it would have been an adventure and that you would have been able to have fun
And it is not lost there are 10 000 inhabitants here
me I am not angry eh I just told you what I had to tell you then calm down!!!
don’t cry eh you still can have your orgasms if you put aside your ego

HER : Yes it is the first time that it happens to me indeed. Moreover it is what I liked , to know that you were not one of these honeyed hypocritical. But there are limits all the same. I don’t think I deserve this false trial while you have never been in the shoes of a girl and you don’t know all what can happen to us…

ME : that’s ok I know it but I thought you had understood who you are dealing with
When you treat me like if I was as dangerous as a villain of the north districts it is hurtful

HER : You think that I am going to cry for you? But where are you coming from? I can find guys like you at every corners of street.

ME : Ah and btw it is exactly because I am not a dead man of hunger that you cannot manipulate me
H’m no lol guys like me are very rare but this is another debate
then if you prefer the guys who lick your boots, who play the romantic and everything, all this because you can make them do what you want just because you are cute… well it is pathetic and in addition they will badly fuck you

HER : No you are not going to make feel guilty like that me. I don’t care if I hurt you when I tell you that I don’t know you and that I have no idea of who you really are. You would have been able to promise me all the orgasms of the whole world (still to be proved) I would never have come there without anybody who knows where I am except my friend who would have been able to do nothing if I had found an old pervert at the meeting. If you are not capable of understanding that it is because you need some notions of life.

ME : Yeah “still to be proved”, well let’s see, as if by chance you do not let me the opportunity to do it 🙂
well you just have to say to who you want that you come I have nothing to hide and I am not an old pervert I am me
You , you go sexy-dressed alone at gare St-Charles and you find that dangerous to come to see me in a enlightened village no but seriously do you realize what you say

HER : you look so confident. me I don’t care that we lick my boots it is not what is going to make a difference in my life believe me.

ME : I don’t “look confident” … I am and it is exactly this confidence that pisses you off
but finally I am not going to let you treat me like an average guy
like I said I have nothing to hide, everything I told you is true, including the orgasms, and to verify it you have only one single thing to do, have fun a little and come to let off steam of this frustration

HER : Jean basket is it sexy-dressed ?! Lol you don’t need much then. I thought I was safe with a friend that night. But he did not show his balls is it my fault? That will not work like that, I find that my too careful reaction for your taste is very appropriate.

ME : I don’t know how you were dressed, and it is not my fault if you hang out with pussies, but do not treat me like them thank you
Your reaction IS too careful because you risk nothing, and not appropriate seen that it has wasted what would have been able to be a good night for both of us
Always needs to complicate everything while that could be simple… fuck why why why ?!

HER : don’t you understand that to meet you I would like that it is in a more secure place first? We have a problem then

ME : all this is bullshit

HER : Are you insane ?

ME : pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
I dunno who you think I am but you are totally wrong, and stubborn in addition

HER : Ah no you are hopeless that’s it. When you will have understood then call me back. I am going to sleep. Alone by your fault, and your laziness to drive.

ME : ah yeah because you assume now ?
where is the public place that is in fact useless because we want to sleep together?
The worst it is that you are persuaded to be right while at the beginning of the conversation you didn’t even assume that you intended to sleep with me

HER : that serves to see if you are not the perverse old man… I don’t even understand why I continue to explain it to you seen that you do not understand.

ME : And if you did not make love tonight, and especially had quality orgasms as I doubt that you already had, it is because you didn’t move your ass
I have nothing of a pervert eh
we are chatting for weeks
you have seen 200 pictures of me
you have my name, you know where I live you can find me easy
And if ever it is an old pervert who comes well you just leave right? I don’t even know why we speak about it seen that it will not happen

HER : Where didn’t I assume ? And you repeat yourself that is useless. I will continue to think that I must be careful if I don’t want to finish in a cellar or I do not know where.. And it is not your whim that is going to change things.

ME : But I make no whim
I make a fair proposal

HER : And I did not spend all my time on your pictures by the way.

ME : “and do you really believe that if something should happen between us that would have been tonight?” did you write it or not ?
In brief frankly if we stay in this dead end we are two idiots

HER : Yes I wrote it because you are too confident, you don’t even know if I would have liked you. Maybe I would have found you ugly and I would have left you know nothing about it.

 

[PART 2: THE TWIST IN THE DRAMA]

 

ME : I admit that I was a little bit excessive, but admit that you were dishonest

HER : I have not the habit to have a change of mind. For me I was right. And a man who wants to taste me he gives himself the means. (I’m not asking you to lick my boots as you said but to drive a car).
A little bit excessive? Downright excessive.

ME : it’s ok I’m not saying the opposite you are an attractive girl

HER : You know why I did not do that thus

ME : I also say that this small quarrel just made me want to see you but tonight while we are still hot, so that you see that I am no guy who has only a mouth on the Internet
I think that you did not do that because you found that weird, and you found it weird because I didn’t give some good explanation

HER : Ah?
Yes it is certainly that.

ME : Yeah because you could say to yourself that I am just a guy who speaks on the net but who IRL has no balls like the others
Yeah that loaded me with sexual energy, then it is healthy the quarrels at least we said what we had to say

HER : I imagine that not with everything that I’ve read.

ME : Ah you read things about me? well it is not the subject

HER : Yeah but you had a flying start.
What you wrote at the moment.

ME : ah okay
I admit you took it in the place of others

HER : Bah it is not fair you don’t know me not and you send your clichés.

ME : well yeah but you fitted inside, and then admit you tried to test me

HER : Testing you about what?

ME : to see if I was going to be chicken out
well, do you smell any energy in you after this quarrel & do you want to evacuate it ?

HER : To chicken out ?
I have some energy in me yes

ME : Have already made you love after a quarrel?

HER : Yes of course

ME : how was it ?

HER : it relieves

ME : do you want that we meet half-way ?

HER : the problem remains the same..

ME : well listen if you don’t like me, or if I don’t like you, we go home but at least we wouldn’t have stayed at home like two idiots with this sexual energy into us
Then do not always imagine the worst scenario like that, look at me I stay positive

HER : And what if you are the old pervert..
Yeah but you are a guy ^^

ME : Lol enough is enough with that ^^
I am the guy who is on the photos
You know the commonplace guy you can find at any street corner ^^

HER : No but seriously we laugh about it but it happens sometimes
Ahiii you’re so sensitive

ME : don’t worry I am not hurt lol
I stay zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen ^^
do you have skype ?

HER : Well I really want you now. I really want to see you. But the problem remains the same and this quarrel will be useless if I come to see you now
It would not be logical
Skype no

ME : fuck you could have seen me in your webcam
me too I really want you
This quarrel will rather have been of no use if we do nothing ^^

HER : I know..

ME : I swear you I have so much sexual energy in me that I begin to be cramped in my boxer
And it in spite of the fatigue it is a big time

HER : Because you have a boxer?

ME : Well yeah we have a hot weather

HER : Exactly…

ME : lol ! Well come on stop losing some more time
I’m serious it is the adventure right now! And it can be so good to let off steam

HER : I know

ME : you want it, I want it, we are not going to let imaginary barriers dominate us all the same

HER : I am for the adventure. But the anxiety is still the same.

ME : It is the stress of the adventure you feel ; I feel it too
The adrenalin

HER : But where would you want to meet up ?

ME : Well we can find a place, you don’t go out of your car especially, so that you can see that it is really me
In this way you will take no risk

HER : I don’t really like it..

ME : Well anyway I don’t know why we speak about that , it is me
how do you want me to prove it to you
We quarrelled well and it would be really too awesome that we see each other now and that we release all this
But well needs that we both make concessions

HER : I know but it is not in my habits to join somebody I have never met at 2am.

ME : Yeah me neither
It is a so atypical situation
I would really like to see what can happen
Seriously according to the plan we are at less than 10km from each other

HER : And would we go to your place?

ME : Well, no in the car to add some hot pepper
Ah nope 14km to be precise

HER : And if I don’t like you ?

ME : Then you go back home and I do the same
But well do not always imagine the worst scenario like that
You know I am not going to make a disease, I have not an oversize ego, and at least I would say to myself that I gave it a try
I am optimistic, I say to myself that we are going to make love and that will be awesome after such a verbal fight

HER : It’s not wrong

ME : well I tell you where we meet ?
I’m on “google maps” there

HER : Seriously I’m scared

ME : me too
that you eventually send me to hell
I feel nervous in fact
But needs to control ourselves and to know what we want
right now I really want to see you , even really want you I admit
seriously it can be legendary , an original meeting like that

HER : But is it comfortable in a car?

ME : Didn’t you ever try? That has its charm honestly

HER : It is a strange idea. Where would we meet up?

ME : There is a nice quiet spot next to my place I send you the route
It is really quiet and if ever we like each other we won’t be disturbed
Unless you want that we meet up somewhere else

HER : I would prefer somewhere I know

ME : like where ?
because if there is a lot of people in the street it won’t be a good thing

HER : I don’t really know but at least to meet up so that I see that are you not the perverse old dude and that we discuss a little the time of a fag or whatever that would reassure me

ME : okay where concretely?

HER : well I don’t really know your place thus I don’t know

ME : Lol otherwise come where I told you it will be so much simpler
We will discuss don’t be worried I am not a savage ^^
And I guess that you a little know who you have to deal with if ever you have no desire to go farther you will just have to tell it to me and we will go back home
If you go now in not even 10mn we are together

HER : Yes but I don’t feel good I don’t know the place nor you and I am pulled.

ME : I really want you and you want me you told it to me
Nothing bad will happen seriously we are at 10 minutes the one from the other one it is nothing
I am going to wear a jeans and a T-shirt so you will can take them off if you want 🙂
but plz come so that we did not all this for nothing now it would be too stupid

HER : Do you want to come to L*****?

ME : yeah ok ! where concretely?

HER : There is a small park there I don’t know if there will be people but at least to meet up.

ME : well okay how is it called so that I look on the plan?

HER : I don’t know in fact it is just next to a day-nursery

ME : Are you sure that you don’t want to come to the precise address that I gave you lol
it would be soooooooo simpleeeeeeeeeeee

HER : No
You really don’t want to come to L*****..

ME : well in fact because you look undecided then I say to myself that I am going to arrive over there and that you are going to tell me “finally no I’m not coming”
in addition you are not able to give me a precise place
Whereas I know that if you come, I am fully going to assume that I want you
Needs that we stop our bullshit we are going to waste everything
That would be too stupid

HER : I would find security in being next to my place but it’s up to you

ME : you will be just 10km away from your place …
don’t be a pain in the ass earlier you said yes to come here
come on plz so that we did not all this for nothing
I swear that it can be really awesome but needs that we both make the effort

HER : You said yes to come to L*****

ME : yeah I know
come on plz
It is no debate it is sterile what we’re doing right now
Nobody is right nobody is wrong

HER : I would not make you come if I didn’t think about it seriously

ME : in 10 mn we meet
c’mon plz me too I think about it seriously

HER : Yes if you come to L*****

ME : Give me a precise address
seriously “A park next to a day-nursery ”
so glamour

HER : But I cannot open the plan

ME : well do you have google or not ?
You don’t know how to give me a precise address
while I have given you one since 1h
You would already be there it would be good
Come where I told you I swear that it’s not dangerous
date at 2h55
We have lost enough time
I swear on everything you want that you are not going to regret I don’t know what better I can tell you

HER : No at L*****seriously

ME : Needs that you control yourself right now and that you leave direction adventure

HER : I give you an address in two min

ME : Come now that turns in a loop
Why don’t you want to come while you know that I am too tired to drive and everything
It would be so simple
make a little effort plz all the same

HER : well no , too bad , another time then if you are too tired to drive you are too tired to do it too… Besides you will have to come back in Aix at a moment or another one

ME : Well it’s been 30mn that I tell you that CONTRARY TO YOU I AM GOING TO MAKE THE EFFORT TO DRIVE UNTIL L*****
and you are not even able to give me an address seriously …

HER : You don’t let me enough time

ME : you asked “2 minutes” 15 minutes ago

HER : You don’t stop talking to me

ME : move your ass

HER : Rond point L***** B***** it’s ok ?

ME : yes ! Well if I come at how much % are you sure to join me?

HER : sure to join you. there is a park for child there try to go here I am going to walk there and go out of your car too ^^

ME : Okay well then if are you sure we make an appointment there at 3:10 am! But give me your number as guarantee plz

 

Then, I sent her a text and she answered. Well, I left at 3 am, I saw no car on the road. I arrived in less than 10 minutes, I had a little difficulties in finding her but she answered her phone thus that was OK. Her voice was very stone, I do not think that she had taken drugs but well that’s surprising, certainly the fatigue!!! I parked in a parking, I joined her under a lamppost. Everything took place on the body language level, my calm, my confidence, etc. I approached, I saw that she tried to kiss me when I said hello to her then I took her in my arms after having given a kiss on the cheek to her. Then we sit on a wooden barrier, and I caressed her hair, her back. She turned to me. Seriously, she is attractive, thin, but she smells the fag! She kissed me then came against me, put the hand in my jeans and began to shake me up in the city center. Then, I did the same (I caressed her), her legs began to tremble. At the end of a few minutes, she asked me to go in my car. Just like my cat, I am a night-hunter!

 

I put her in underwear, then she caught my cock and shook me. I wanted to do other things but she wanted to do only that. I jerked off ! Well, that was fucking good for me to exult through this masturbation all the same. I was fucking excited and full of sexual energy I slapped one liter! Good thing the osteopath told me no excess to don’t be too tired this evening… Then, I lied her down on the back seat I managed to put my hand in her string even if she resisted “I am not comfortable, I am stressed, I don’t like the place, I don’t know you, but I want you, we should see again each other somewhere else”. She was very stressed! I made her rise with ONE SINGLE finger, she rose very high, she removed her panties (with the hands moistened by my compulsive masturbation) alone just before enjoying, certainly to do not dip it. During the rest, I took off her bra. She told me “it is not a normal situation…
– but who decides on what is normal or not?” Finally here we are, that made me be hard again and I would very gladly have fucked her like she deserved… Instead of that, she made a nasty Last Minute Resistance, but I admit that on an enlightened parking with the look slightly napping and the cars all around it was not very glamorous either then I can understand it is just too bad to have gone there for no more. I asked her if she did not have the impression to be in a dream “yeah totally” and I asked her for what she would have done in this dream “we would have made love”. But IRL nothing. In brief, I suggested her moving the car in a dark corner but she did not want either, too much afraid of me , that I kidnap her apparently. At a given moment I locked the car door so she cannot open it by clumsiness when she enjoyed, she demanded that I UNLOCK IMMEDIATELY!!! Otherwise, she wanted to go from L***** to Aix, having sex at my place, then that I drive her back at her parent’s and that I return then at mine. I admit that I am a little crazy but there are people out there who are really crazy!!!

 

In brief, then I resigned myself and we a little spoke. Her, installed comfortably in my arms. She knew only 2 guys in her life. Several years relationships (when Hafid tells me that there are only dirty girls in medicine I answer LOL). Then, an unknown like that, that excites her but that makes her feel fear. Besides, she really has no experience if I understood well. She asked me if I was going to put the story on my blog and I said yes: that probably did not contribute to make her feel comfortable… I admit I should maybe have lied but I don’t like that. She asked me how I could be so imperturbable in this situation, I think that it is the experience that spoke. Not much destabilizes me about girls : seriously, that does not make me raise even anymore an eyebrow all this… It is not the first time I jump without parachute! I guess that she has reliable problems (in herself and in the others): plenty of guys promised her the moon and chicken out. She told me that I will never call her back after that blah blah blah. She asked me why a 25-year-old guy like me made love with a kid of 18… I answered her that youth has charm… but at the time, I prefer them a little more experimented because the blockings it gets on my nerves. She would have been able to enjoy much more and stronger if she had gone at the end of what she had so well begun… finally maybe that once again, I demand too much to the others.

 

In brief, I was not even back home when she sent me a text: she wants that we see again each other, but in my apartment this time, to finish the work. I hope I have given her a lesson of life “nothing is impossible when the will is here”. I shall give her a lesson of sex next time! On the road, don’t ask me why I had put the radio Nostalgie and they wished me “hello and good awakening” that was funny !

 

I hope that she will not have buyer’s remorse. Like, when she left, she was satisfied to take on herself to come to meet me and to enjoy. But with time, she will maybe feel guilt (or her friends are going to make her feel guilty even if I asked her to don’t tell them that) and considering me inequitably as a big jerk. Seriously, if she tells that :
– The guys who would have liked taking her doggystyle will call her whore because they would have liked this is their testicles that she empties;
– The girls who do not have the courage to have fun a little are going to call her whore to consolidate in their shitty position of ease even if they would have liked living an original adventure like that.

 

[PART 3 : a big doubt]

 

Otherwise I am too satisfied, I took a rank in tae kwon do (yellow belt: like the sun which gets up, I am at the beginning of my learning in this domain). And Virginie began cooking me too good things (last time it was a cake zucchinis / salmon no but seriously needs to marry her. In brief, what makes me want to follow my reflection to conclude… It is crazy how I become touchy: as soon as we piss off me, I send to hell quickly. Before I was less extreme all the same, more tolerant! These shitty flakes, it’s common practice, nevertheless, that still manages to irritate me while I should be armored for a while. Sometimes, the girls even manage to make me feel guilty a little: I say to myself that my Game is maybe too aggressive, that I demand too much to them. That it is maybe me who make some shit and the common run of people who is right. Maybe that I am stupid and 100 000 km away from reality. Seriously, it is impossible to make have a logical reasoning to people. A lot repeat and will always repeat during all their life the same bullshit… It is inconceivable for me! I come up against walls, even in my own family: my brother assaults me by telling me that I am too thin and that I have to be in poor health all this because we begin to see well my abs while he and his wife are obese and smoke in spite of the fact that she is pregnant. And nevertheless, in everything I said, if I put aside what I see and the fucking social pressure and the conditioning of the morons: I notice that it is so logical. I’m fed up with hearing always the same chicken arguments of ignorant girl “and if I don’t like you IRL ? And you are too confident that you believe that you are going to manage to give me orgasms, you are a dead man of hunger because you assume that you want to fuck me I prefer the pussies move forward masked they less frightens me even if they are coward traitors in the fact, etc.” Fuck you band of embittered discouraged by your boring life!!! Needs that they stop reading not intelligent women’s magazines – pleonasm. It is not because I don’t do like the others nor like you (and what I am less bored) that I am wrong (and that you have to annoy me to compensate for). I return to my sentimental short stories far from the pains of your rotten world. Ah yeah and before I forget here is the worst shit test that a girl who wants to force you into error because she does not assume can use “ah yeah, it is good what you are do, you will find a lot of girls who will sleep with you continue … ah but no me of course”. LOL. Look for the logic. The truth it is that it is the ones who assume to go at the end of the attraction who are rare and remarkable (the courage to take on themselves) not those who get cold feet or who do not assume while pretending to assume, beause we can find hundreds of thousands like them.

 

May the God of the Game kiss all of you on the mouth.

May 27th 2014,

Hello ! Here the writer of Sunday (what leaves me all week to pick up on Tinder). Needs that I tell you the news a little! Warning : as a good dictator, I oblige you to read to me, otherwise I condemn you to make you cut the cock with a nail scissors or fill the pussy with some cement.

Two weeks ago, I received a message from a girl I fucked last December: she wanted to present me one of her friends who had not fucked for a long time. I went to see the profile in question: a pure bimbo of Marseille, hot but biatch. Well, let’s see farther than appearances, I said to myself in my big generosity, and I added her on FB. “yo what r u looking 4 ?” huuuuu what a bad start… We a little talked and she was OK so that I fuck her next Friday. She knew only one single guy in her whole life and wanted to learn how to run wild with a professional. Her friend had advised her my cock and my magic tongue. The day before the date “where do u invite me 2morrow ?
– At my place.
– sry I have a boyfriend now”. AS IF BY CHANCE! FAKE. LIE. Roughly, she freaked out at the last moment like a lot of girls who are afraid of going out of their comfort zone. Needs not to make me waste my time presenting me not reliable girls, you will know it. Already that she applied, needed that I pay in addition a restaurant or other thing?! Needs not to mess around, girls…

Last week, I went to get tested. The face of the doctor when I said that I had more than 30 partners since my last test (in August 2013) was legendary. She asked me if I prostituted myself… true story. She also asked me if I had somebody in my life, then I spoke to her about my open relationship. She was close to the syncope. I believe that the common run of people is not ready for that. By going out, I have seen Hafid who came getting test like every week by whistling.

On Saturday evening, official reception of Arts et Métiers (a very famous party in Aix) with Padawan, Le Gothique and his friends. I said to Virginie (my little “open relationship” darling who reads my blog and whom I like very much to death) “I go out tonight
– ah, you will do some NPU ?” she killed me there. Otherwise good plan: we had places for €10 instead of the normal price of €30 (a girl who could not come resold it in front of the school) and I found money on the ground by going there. What a karma!

There was a girl there who threw herself on me into the entrance “it’s him !!! (aggressive)
– him who ?
– the fake-fucker of Internet! You think you are too beautiful because you fucked more than 150 girls? I don’t believe you, you are short and ugly eh then stop writing bullshits on the Internet.” I did not even got excited. She continued her frenzy “I know a guy, he is better than you eh he fucks 40 in 1 month and everything, hahaha you really are a shit.
– OK, but
1) your story there I heard it 1000 times but never met such a guy yet (in addition I understand what I’m doing, I do original things, etc. it is not sex for sex and to boast and say I’m the best, pff, I experience then I’m fed up to justify myself that’s it)
2) even if it is true I don’t care it is not my purpose to fuck the maximum, I am an artist, I try to come true.” Then, she continued to assault me. “ yes , it’s true, in addition he is too hot not like you, and I tested him!!!
– well then if he is hot then he has no merit!
– Why ? He does on the contrary! Ah why is it always the ugliest guys who have the biggest ego?!” Seriously, one more who understood nothing. Where have I written that I fuck because I am too handsome? Full of prejudices, it is sad. In brief, we left Le Gothique with his uninteresting friends and we went to pick up with Padawan.

A guy came to shake hands with me “hello, do you recognize me ?
– heuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
– I work at [club in Aix], I invit you on events on fb, me I read your stories
– ah heuuuuuuuuuu yeah hello”. The guy maybe fucks girls by telling that he works at this club and by inviting people on FB. Good for him but me I don’t care. Besides, what pissed me off it’s that he didn’t assume that he likes reading me he said that he was obliged because supposedly I spam FB. Hmmmmmm. That made me the same effect than finding myself encircled by a bustle of Brazilian travestites rutting. He would have showed me his cock that that I would have remained unmoved. After all, the superheroes like Batman are often hated because not understood by the population. I am the super-hero of sex who crosses the world with the a hard cock to save all the hotties who are really horny in buildings in flames. In brief, even if people do not dare to be seen any more with me I don’t care: I shall go sunbathing in Ibiza with some models whom I would have saved from sexual boredom, France do not deserve me.

I made a failed approach. In fact, I began my movement to approach a girl and I stopped right in the middle. I was not ready. Basically, that was that: “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
– ???
– aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
– ???” then she cleared off. Padawan did not stop pursuing me afterward by singing “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaïe will always love you”.

Well, I had to wash this insult. Where was the PUA, seriously? I wasn’t going to let myself be destabilize by a silly bitch all the same.Second approach: a girl passed, I returned on her and she maintained my eye contact “ouuuh not baaad”. She smiled. I approached and continued “didn’t we kiss last week ?
– no.
– and are you interested ?
– why not.” Thus then we eat each other’s mouths. The sexual connection when we approach random ly is sometimes surprising! Then I asked her if she wanted to kiss Padawan. And finally, if she wanted to make a 3some. She told us that she had already almost made one but that the guys had got cold feet and that she is really interested. We made an appointment at 3 am to go at my place to make an orgy. I took her num then I rang her on the spot, I know that that is not correct but I don’t give a shit. In fact, I do what I want. I have the impression that when we become “good”, well, we can do shitty things. I mean, in the mouth of an AFC the “ouuuh not baaad” it would have very badly passed. The check that it was a real number too. But me I believed in it when I said that she was attractive then when I said it, it was spontaneous and natural. The talent, isn’t it finally to simplify everything and to manage to be yourself and to express it (the real you not that conditioned/frustrated) ?

In brief, we knew that it was not a very solid plan. But we didn’t want to waste it either. Thus we a little calmed down. We talked rubbish and spent a good night up to the arranged hour. I called her twice, I sent a text. No answer. My telephone vibrated “Misty (a bro in Paris) = I just kissed a hottie
– bitch, I thought it was the text of a girl I wanted to fuck
– me too I love you.” The plan was thus dead but not buried, as a result, we went back to hunt. We met quite a lot of people we knew. In particular a girl I had kissed at the music festival last year. I don’t know how I recognized her, I had a flashback. That was funny.

There was also a German girl I had picked up last September. An attractive blonde with blue eyes. She liked very much me to death but wanted absolutely “something serious” (even to kiss on the mouth) then I had sent her to hell. She was there, this scamp, and she had the nerve e to call me. With a friend even more hot than her in addition. Then, I proposed them a 3some : normal. They did not want, they claimed to be dykes and kissed each other twice in front of us : normal. I caught her hot head, took her hand, approached ready-close to her and said ” will you have the nerve to say that you don’t like me”. Fuck, her friend started strangle me with my tie. Bitches. We didn’t believe in their pseudo-lesbians’ things and we were right because we saw them later with fat and dirty guys… they looked down. Seriously, why lying like that? In brief, I will poke all her friends’ list as a way of punishment. As for myself what irritates me most it is the ones who look down and pretend they don’t recognize me and/or the kind hypocrites in front of you and nasty from behind (I’m not talking about doggy style) !

Then, we saw the ex of Padawan. The one with whom we had to make an orgy in November. The one who was OK, who wanted to go to at my place. Then who chicken out at the last moment, justified the whole thing by a “Fabrice I don’t feel him” and we found to drink a tea till 5 am like hard idiots. The one who pissed us off because she wanted to suck only with condoms and in the black. Well, so we approached her friends. They told us that she had forbidden them to touch us. It is ridiculous. As a result, he sent her a text to tell her that he would never fuck her again and we let them throw up their whiskeys (they stank out up to Marseille).

We approached a lot of girls in uniform. Because, there, the girls who do the Arts et Métiers wear a uniform and I find it extremely sexy. The first one approached was kind and everything, but tight-ass and in couple. She even treated us aggressive perverts just because we dared to speak about something else than the following flat and uninteresting subjects “how old are you ? what do you do for a living?”

A second bitch came to see us. We proposed her the 3some and everything and she said “I’m interested but I finish at 5 am, now I am in the stand, I sell some tapenade, dried tomatoes and I don’t remember what else, come “. We told her that she would not have us like that. She eventually admitted us to have a boyfriend and not to be interested at the idea of cheating on him but wanted all the same to sell us her stuff thus she pretended a fake. Very kind the girl but, seriously, using her charm and lying to try to sell her goods on slightly too naive guys: I find it shameful.

I stopped a group of 2, a cute half-blood and a fat blonde. Of course, the cute hang back and it is the ugly who spoke to me “do you want to make a 4some ?
– nooooooooooo AND ESPECIALLY NOT WITH YOU! (Classic: we waited for this one, we still had not had the aggressive and nasty answer)
– Ah well, you imagine you are so better than us LOL ?
– No it is not that but I have a bac+5 then don’t come BORING ME by talk to me about sex
– Why do you send back your frustration on me?
– It is not because I don’t want to fuck with you that I am frustrated ASSHOLE!!! I AM NOT INTEREST IN THIS BULLSHIT
– ah, but yes, you get excited thus you are frustrated, look I am calm “. Short of arguments, she caught her friend and cleared off. Isn’t bullshit the anxiolytic of poor people?

An average girl (I more wanted to ask her to leave than a phone number) came talking to me “have you got a cigarette?
– no
– even if I kiss you ?
– well no… “ and she cleared off to do the same thing with another guy. Distressing. Who told them that they could obtain everything this way? Seriously that irritates me this difference in the balance of power between both sexes. And there are always guys there to pay them stuff otherwise they would not do it any more for long, it is sad! I am persuaded that the heart of the problem it is that the guys do not have sex enough otherwise they would not be so subdued to the smell of the pussy!

The girl of the beginning, the kind of silly bitch with whom I would have loved consuming crack on an old bench full of snow in Stalingrad (she claims she comes from there but I forgot her name something like Svetlana finally an unpronounceable name for a mouth very pronounceable) came back. “How are you the fake fucker?
– fine and you ?
– fine.
– by the way, Le Gothique told me you didn’t have sex for 3 months, poor girl ?
– ah the asshole he told you
– so why do you come pissing me off by throwing your frustration to my face?” Turned out that she was totally unstable “Me the guys I fuck them and I throw them like paper tissues if I want but I don’t do it because everything comes out in this city
– Ah you are a victim of the social pressure then
– no.
– ah
-it’s me who manipulate people I am very good in psychology I always have what I want.
– ah”. In brief, unhealthy to death the girl. I told her at a given moment (I don’t know why)“do you know that I could make you come with one single finger like E.T. ?
– ahahah how do you plan to do that ? me I need a big cock, a train in my tunnel, you see.” Besides, she knows nothing about sex, this bitch. I a little discussed with her then told her that I found her attractive even if we had a bad start (because it is an objective fact that she is not ugly) : that a little relaxed her and everything and at this moment she admitted “you look like my ex…
– so do you want to show me your tits ?” She lowered her dress, lowered her bra in front of everybody and showed me her boobs. Just because I had asked her, like that. That suited her at the level of nipples it was very explicit. Well, then with Padawan we said to ourselves that we were going to go back on this positive note. We are all ugly and beautiful in fact: It just depends in the eyes of who! Knowing it and accepting it allows to make a step forward and to don’t be affected nor destabilized anymore by the small lousy games, it is powerful! Before leaving, I murmured to her tenderly “come on I fuck you the silly bitch” for the provocation.

We left because she began speaking with feather dusters but she ran after us. She absolutely wanted that we walked her back. This crazy chick started telling us that she already had sex in the street … and because we didn’t care, she added “but you, you will NEVER fuck me
– ok but you know we didn’t ask
– YOU WILL NEVER FUCK ME
– your loss
– ah yeah it’s true, you are so beautiful, you can have who you want (irony)”.

She pissed off Padawan in two seconds then caught his arm by calling him pervert because he put a hand on her butt (me too moreover to piss her off). All this by telling him that it was strange that Le Gothique has friends like him, so nasty and perverse while Le Gothique him, he is so classy and nice (he is a typical AFC so he doesn’t make women react). Padawan asked her to stop, to leave him, several times but she caught him more. A strange energy invaded him, I have never seen him like that, the face hardened and he make her a little bit strong armlock.

The madwoman found that surprising. Me too, especially for a guy who is going to be 3rd dan of tae kwon do. A big silence. I read a moment of hesitation in her eyes then she ran away in the street by waving. I think that she is used to control guys thanks to her ass but that because it did not work with us, she freaked out. Here is where arrived the men due to don’t showing their balls.

Phew. Finally freed. She needed it at least. She was persuaded that by behaving like that we would be at her feet or what? Then, Padawan felt a little guilty, but well… It was no bad thing I guess. All this for a bad mussel. Me I would not have done it because I am too kind but I think that it is not so grave. The wrist a little cracked but well.

In the street we met two girls, one blubbered “beuhhh but I’m in love with him“. I hadn’t the courage to explain her that there was 99 % of chances she is not in love with him in fact. That she was simply persuaded that she was because of the television propaganda that people undergo. But that would have been too long to explain then I went to bed.

The next day, the girl whom I had registered at “3some” on my mobile answered that the champagne had risen to her head and that she had forgotten the hour and everything. Then she admitted to me that she was afraid to bang 2 unknowns like that. I like honesty then I have just suggested her screwing her at the end of the week. She answered me that she is free Friday and Saturday… to be continued! In the meantime, I will poke all the girls who were at the official reception. Hey yeah, needs that I fuck, needs that I buzz!

Ah yeah and incidentally: the European elections, I don’t give a damn. It is some shit and it is useless to complicate things with that. I went to put a bulletin “Orelsan President” because seriously I’m fed up that we take us for idiots in the media while only asking us to vote for rich disconnected of the reality who do not respect us to choose which one will have the power on us. Not one single demonstration to cut the head of the presidents of all the political parties? Move your ass suckers. Make bombs explode plz (rather one that I have already fucked PLEASE). We are fed up with those conceited jerks who are nevertheless obliged to look at their popularity rating with submarine so much that falls in gap.

May the God of the Game be with you !

PS : After the party, the crazy girl told Le Gothique that my confidence had made her wet but that she would never admit it in front of me. To want to prove I don’t know what, she has just missed some good orgasms (and the best cunni of her life). Fuxelife, I am not going to fight to give some pleasure. Her pussy is doubtless deep, but she, is a severely retarded person. In brief, I shall see again her certainly by making my shopping like all the young inhabitants of Aix at my dealer in the street Tiers.

PS 2 : I approached a short fat person to piss him off during the night “hello are you a good kisser? ” And he answered “screw your mother”. I followed him by taking very calmly his insults and by speaking to him normally. I remained very cool during 10 minutes, that made him break freak out. He wanted to punch me. I am going to push the harassment until the poke on FB.

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May 10th 2014,

Well, after the adventure with the MILF, I had decided to take into account what she had taught me: I saw Virginie and I made her enjoy but I have stopped just when she came. It was awesome to do nothing and to see her struggling in the space, being stricken by cramps and convulsions. She told me that for her it was way better, more sensations. Well, then I did it again. 4 times.

This week I also saw again Marie of Médecine by chance in a Zara store. We exchanged banalities but fuck we were both disturbed. This girl and I we do not see each other anymore biblically but there is still a fucking sexual connection there, it is crazy. And it’s not just because she is hot eh (it is Wendy from the movie Les Poupées Russes but in blonde) it is… I don’t know… I can’t explain. There are girls like that with whom it passes, but it is rare that that is so powerful! Ouhhh, I feel out of sorts there.

Needs to say that summer is coming then it helps to be in a good mood. I am going to be able to get my dick tanned on my balcony by watching flip-flops and small asses as far as the eye can see in this ocean from Aix. Under a sun so radiant that it allows all the pigs (yes, I eat pork) to expose their knuckles of ham at the terraces of the coffees of the Cours Mirabeau. In clubs on the other hand, it is an orgy of night-sweat: miniskirt and maxi thighs, Lady Gaga of 120kg who go back to sport only 2 weeks before wearing a bikini, no pity for my hypersensitive eyes. All this fat makes me want to fuck, my testicles swollen and blue like a bull under Redbull. Just kidding : like a well formated moron, I prefer the photoshopped anorexics who pose in magazines.

Otherwise I had a date tonight. A naughty girl of Adopt who approached me thanks to my naughty profile. Old school pick up : I didn’t talk about my blog nor anything (that would probably have been counter-productive because it blocks a lot of girls – needs to say that it is a true battlefield against politically correct and tight-ass in general). I tried to make her come to my place directly but she insisted on going have a drink before… Just to see if she liked me and everything. Well, because the weather was beautiful, because she asked honestly and because I liked her (and additionally because her request is a little bit justifiable all the same)… I decided to make concessions. Or rather some wine in my glass. In the bar, I more wanted to crunch in the thigh of the foreign waitresses than in the apéritif they gave to us.

Her, it is doctor Zazou. A short sexy brunette, full of charm and sparkling… and sportswoman. She makes some running but for good : she is not one of those who run weakly 30 minutes a week and have the impression to go in for sport. She finished 7th in Aix en Foulées, I guess. 25-year-old, internal general practitioner at the hospital of Aix. When I learnt that, as a hypochondriac, that turned me on. I wanted a free consultation in the course of which she would order me to put myself stark naked.

She has just arrived in town, before she is was in Toulouse and is native of Montpellier (I made fun of her accent). Well, in the bar, we talked about this and that, I mean that we did not speak only about sex. Even very few in fact. But everything happened at the nonverbal level. In brief, I applied all the principles of sexual tension by the body language what makes that that it quite turned her on. She felt attracted and put it into words by “you know that you are better looking IRL than on your pictures” (at this moment I knew that I was going to fuck her)… Then after 1 hour of chatting, she said “well, I go for a pee and we go there?”

Because an alpha is not needy I simply answered “OK if you want” and I sat down again comfortably on my chair. When she came back, she stayed up in front of me and asked again “let’s go I follow you”. I got up casually and led her to my place. We beat all around all in all five minutes… then I kissed her in the neck.

From there, it went very fast. Fingering + caresses on the clit while we were up, her clothes went down like ninepins, she shook me. She managed I don’t really know how to suck me in an acrobatic position then slid and kneeled down. Then, I put her on the ground by strength and licked her there (don’t worry I did the cleaning 15 days ago). Finally, I led her on the bed, her on me (I admired her firm and well-sized breasts), me on her (I looked at her in eyes), from behind (not bad her ass). I have to admit that she fucks very very well. I don’t know, there was a great sexual connection in fact. Needs to say that I found a way to hold for a very long time (like 1 hour): when I feel that I am coming, I catch myself the foot or the ear according to the position… That hurts just a little but that allows to enjoy more on the long term. I had not desire that it stops seriously, it is rare that it makes me feel this way, there was a very good energy between us. Because she had not come yet nevertheless I had banged her hard, I licked her. She got wet as an the sea and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh “you are the fourth guy who manages to make me come in my entire life”. She almost apologized for having dipped my sheets.

We a little discussed on the balcony. We laughed well both (it is funny how the current passes better with me when there is a brain behind the prefrontal cortex). It was too hot yesterday evening even at night eh: we would have imagined in summer. She told me some of her setbacks of Adopte.

There was a guy there who invited her to the restaurant as 1st date (bad start). He paid and everything then tried to fuck her but she did not want (I’m not surprised because it seems he has quite a lot of anti-attractive characteristics). Then, he demanded that she pays off him the restaurant by check. She sent him a 23€ check to the order of MR BIG CHEAPSKATE. Besides, apparently, he is 30, with a good financial situation, a landlord of his apartment, etc. Unbelievable, what it is necessary to hear, right? I mean or you pay or you share (or you are invited): but in any case you assume. For my part, I paid the first drinks €7 and I told her that she will pay the next ones. It is the best compromise in my opinion: neither I am a skinflint nor I am a pigeon. Otherwise another guy fucked her then told her during doggy-style “ah but are you a big slut you
– Ah no because I’m not asking you to pay! I am just a girl who has fun.
– You’re right, you are a big whore”. Ush. It pissed her off and I can understand… but some of girls like it 😉 In brief : the key word for her it was the respect. If you are not in a good state of mind towards sex and women, I recommend you to read the book the MILF liked very much.

Then, we did it again. She sucked me with appetite. “You are a very naughty girl you!
– Yes but it is because I like you.” Then, I took her doggy-style in front of the mirror: it was rather awesome. When I took her up against the wall, I was not able to refrain my cum. Finally, she enjoyed a second time with a cunni again “ahhhhhhhhhh I don’t know how you do that!!!
– You know, I am a polite boy, thus I simply return the favors you made for me.
– Han… It is not everybody’s case.
– I know. And then, we also get along well that comes into account…” I didn’t want to let her leave after having risen so much but without having released the pressure. These healthcare professionals work a lot and hard (72 hours this week she told me) and nevertheless they are very important for us all thus needs to take care of them 😀 (the nurses too don’t worry). Then, we made a huge cuddle.

In brief, she is really very nice. She is my type, she has no fat, brunette with brown eyes but an intense look. It seems that I am her type too : which means that there are customers for dark-haired with brown eyes and rather thin with a little muscle but not too much. The only defect she has, it is that she smokes a little, but she knows it and is going to try to stop. I a little want to see her again : strange, that does not make me that every time far from that. Finally, I mean that I would see them again with pleasure… But I am not ready to move the ass. For Zazou, yes. I think that having a drink with her before let me time to want her rather than to make her come to my place directly like I did it lately. That has some charm.

She almost slept with me but she is on call tomorrow morning at 8:30 am thus well… She said that she was going to send me a photo with her coat and her stethoscope. Cool !

Well, in fact I say to myself that it is maybe better to keep a good memory there. In brief, I am going to let it slide, chances are the choice will be made by itself.

It is 2:47 am, I am going to hit the hay. May the God of the Game stay with me !

PS : for the curious, here are the advice that the MILF who had forgotten her glasses when we saw each other (then I did not make her any facial) gave to me to improve myself.

“I am not going to speak in the name of all the women but you can maybe give and take some more pleasure with your girls thanks to the following advice that work on me:
– Be very wrapping with your gestures, I give some explanation: caresses with your hands on all the body firmly but with a beautiful amplitude from thighs and go back up until breasts, same thing on the back the nape of the neck is very sensitive.
– The doggy style is exciting for the animal side but later, chose a position which will be accompanied with a great closeness of a contact skin against skin as much as possible your arms around the body your legs your bust and kisses her mouth her face a lot, when your face is very close to your partner you inform her involuntarily that you like her that you would eat her that you “loves her sexually” and to let yourself go it is quite good
– When you stimulate a woman the caressed part: back, breasts, mouth is charmingly pleasant for her and all this pleasure comes down in her vagina! You have firm gestures it is you who decide even when she takes initiatives keep this firmness in your hands that you have , your legs also do not release this firmness in the moments hand-to-hand think of keeping as much as possible of physical contact also between every “half-time” do not leave a space of distance between you so that her pleasure does not go away from her thoughts, a simple caress has to make her restart!
– Thus the most attractive girls of the world have a problem with their physical appearance (we have one less gene of self-satisfaction) so destroy this obstacle to their orgasms by saying to them that their body drives you crazy! They are going to relax and you are going to enjoy!!!
– I am not sure that all the women like what I like and the context the place can make vary the pleasure but for a “classic” fuck it is paying.
– I had forgotten : change nothing to your preliminary: your fingers are divine…..”

NB : In addition to the three ebook I’ve linked above (secrets for seducing on the internet, how to sublimate your body language & the inconvenient truth about gender relations) if you really want to examine the question from all sides I recommend you to read also my first Diary of a French PUA and my Personal development manual that is going to kick your ass. The other books I’ve writen IE Do not read me and A story of cyprine : It was just for fun but that will not improve strikingly your Game. As I publish, with my translations of Ross Jeffries and Cajun and Sinn, it is my complete work (I plan to integrate the other articles and the other stories into new books at the end of the year).