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Do you know the difference between me and the other guys who approached you?

Do you know the difference between me and the other guys who approached youNovember 11th 2015,

Yesterday at noon, I received this message on Adopte: « Hi, I really liked your speech, congratulations for the almost absence of spelling mistakes. Writing correctly is not common for a guy on this site. Without being brainless, you seem to have a lot of humor so it’s a good point. I only put one picture voluntarily because I don’t trust dating sites and the mystery is always a good thing… or not. If you want to talk, contact me. »

I replied, “Hi, you look pretty and you know how to write, can I have more pictures ? I kiss you everywhere”.

And she acceded to my request “give me your mail or your number please and I will send you a picture.”

I sent my number around 6:30 pm. Before that, my mind was elsewhere (not between the thighs of a chick). She sent me a picture of her in the wake. Not bad, the girl. Not awesome, but not bad. Except that last night, I was passing an interview in order to change and go to another job so I only answered around 8pm. She got impatient meanwhile “well… no answer… I’m probably ugly”. Seriously, she’s a LSE (low self-esteem) or what? To comfort her, I sent a picture of me topless. Without being asked, she sent me a sexy photo. I bumped up with a picture of me without pants and she bluntly sent me her tits.

So I played the game: I sent a picture without underpants where I just hide my sex with my hand and I commented “do you want to see what I have here?” Instead of answering, she returned the question (it’s quite typical of the babes to do this: they take no risk) “and you?
– I want to.
– interesting, want to do what?
– want to take off this bra that suits you so well
– hummmm I’m interested
– want to pass my hands on this underwear that is also cute
– keep on going
– want to rub there until I feel you moisten
– continue
– after, I will pass my hand in to moisten my finger against your G-spot before coming up to make small circles around your clitoris
– then
– I may remove your underwear to put my mouth in the place of my fingers and my fingers on your G-spot
– hmmmm I am more and more interested, where do you live?
(………………. no answer ………….. I had fallen asleep before Homeland)
– well you had probably moved on to another chick, good evening
– I fell asleep;) calm down
– do you want us to meet up ?
– I’m already hard.
– and you have not seen everything yet!
– wow !
– there are things I can do very well
– when do you want to show me?
– do you want me to show you ?
– yes
– sunday night
– I was thinking about tonight
– if you want to come to my house?
– no
– ok too bad
– too bad you do not want me to fuck you tonight
– too bad you do not want to come
– I am lazy to move, I am half naked on my bed so it’s up to you to see if you want to enjoy tonight or we wait Sunday
– it’s up to you to you see if you want me to suck you tonight or Sunday
– sunday you would come?
– maybe, but right now I am naked and wet
– I fuck you if you come
– do you have any condoms?
– yes and you ?
– no. Not too tired ? You will stay hard? Do you want me to come ?
(No answer I was talking with my friends, we had planned to go out …………………)
SHE: I can be there in 15 minutes
(……………… I was waiting for the answer of my friends to know what we were doing and she trapped herself during this time)
SHE: Are you getting cold feet? (This magic phrase made me react: fuck usually it’s me who say it to the chicks)
– no why would I get cold feet?
– ok so I’m coming (she got me like that, forcing a little fate, but I still reversed the balance of power in comparison with the initial frame : remember it was on Sunday and at her place…)

She came to my place. Not too bad for a 29 year old girl: blue eyes, firm breasts… but a little too much fat around the waist for my taste. In my defense, on Adopte she had written 1m65/55kg, she has probably lied! In short, as usual: fingers/pussy-licking/blowjob/penetration/ejaculation. In doggy style, I came while she had not yet orgasmed. So I had to finish her with my fingers. I fingered her for an hour. She tried to touch my dick or whatever to turn away from her pleasure and avoid the loss of control but I told her “don’t touch”… what pissed her off it was fun! I did not want to fuck again anyway, I was too tired. I finally managed to make her orgasm. Phew, it was not easy, she had a real blockage! Afterwards, it stank of sex at home so I opened everything to air in spite of the cold.

It probably made her flee, she left and I went to join my friends. I do not know how I found the motivation to go out, seriously, maybe because the next day was a holiday. In any case, I do not like to flake, a matter of principle. Making an easy pussy coming before an evening in search of the thrill of adventure? No Way. In my defense, I planned to go out with them around 11:30 pm but they debated up to 1am before giving me an answer (were do we go out and at what time?) So I let myself be tempted by the ease and I fucked the girl. But I really wanted to see my friends too…

Reggaeton party: the club was nice but the party was not awesome because there were almost riff-raff, feather dusters, Giroud-haired guys and vulgar girls: nothing to do with our social level so we were not at all in our element. Well, good for everyone!

Among the good openers of the night “hello you will never guess the color of my underwear” or “do you know the difference between me and the other guys who approached you?
– no
– I am a god in bed!”

Well, for the interview I passed, they want me but I have to give a notice of one month before leaving my job so it pisses them off. So they told me that if they find both CV and personality equivalent but available sooner: they would take that person. Fuck off! For my part, I do not feel like giving up on everything without knowing where I am going… in addition, they are in Villeurbanne so it means 30 minutes in the subway from home. Finally, the working conditions look better there than in my current job but I will still continue to search because I would like to find in Lyon. I am not in a hurry…

I tinkered with Tinder again yesterday (I did not even know that it still worked this thing) and I’m talking at this moment to a hot nurse with a dreadfully sexy first name who has the enormous quality of not yet figured in my list of conquests.

It’s kind of a mess in my sex life right now. I do not know where to turn, because of all the chicks who want to see me again (a good problem): the cardiologist who is getting impatient, the chick of the last time who was spitting on my dick before sucking her, the Teacher, that girl of last night who is still hungry, the one that makes me think of a girl I liked in high school, and of course… Virginie!

I will have to do a cleaning and of course be more demanding! But hey, we sometimes see only what we want to see at the moment (PUSSY BOOBS SEX) then reality catches us!

May the God of the Game be with us!

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How to build sexual tension ?

How to build sexual tension

Definition of sexual tension

Sexual tension is a kind of connection necessary for the perpetuation of the species that tries to attract two individuals into each other. It is this moment when two people look at each other and know inevitably what is going to happen because they feel a strong desire for each other (there is therefore a notion of reciprocity, contrary to the sexual drive). This magical feeling is the simple manifestation by which nature makes two people understand that they are compatible. Often, the sensations provoked are disturbing and close to the nervousness (that explains the choice of the word “tension”).

 

The power of sexual tension

The little secret we all know but nobody wants to talk about is that the sexual tension between the two sexes is so powerful that if we were still wild, free, and if we let ourselves go, then everyone would have sex with almost everyone.

It would be a mess outside… that’s why the society wants to condition us to reduce the sexual tension. That is why men invented religions, clothes, burka, non-mixed schools and so on. To protect themselves… because each sex has power over the other, and that’s what scares us. How many men or women have lost money or ruined their marriages because of an affair, for example?

 

How sexual tension works

Sexual attraction is based on automatic responses and is natural. In other words, there is not much more to do, sexual tension is underlying almost every interaction between a man and a woman. There is almost always tension between a man and a woman (to varying degrees – sometimes it is lurking in the shadow, sometimes it is very obvious, but it usually only needs intensification). And, by definition, this tension is sexual. Of course, girls do not want to sleep with all the guys they meet, but if a man interferes skilfully in their perimeter of intimacy (for example if they found themselves in underwear in front of a guy, and if this guy gave them a great massage on a bed), the idea would surely cross their minds. Moreover, often as soon as one person is conscious that she is liked by the other, she changes her gaze on the person and the relationship changes (that’s why you should manifest it more or less subtly soon enough).

Everything men need to increase sexual tension (sometimes you start from almost zero with a girl and it is difficult, sometimes there is something strong by default without having anything to do and it is enough not to spoil) is:
– using a seducing visual contact;
– getting closer to the girl;
– touching her.

Most of the time, the simple fact of getting closer to a girl automatically creates attraction between you two. Something happens with your internal chemistry (pheromones, energies or God knows what) and you interact with one another at an unconscious level. There is nothing you can say or do that is more important than that. It is not sorcery, it is what our ancestors, the prehistoric men, did already before a doggy standing up against the wall of the cave. And yet, they had not any diploma.

Even if you are not especially cool, the good news is that these women can still be attracted to you because you are a human being with balls (compatible with a uterus). I first noticed this phenomenon when I was hanging out with women who did not attract me sexually (not my type) but we always ended at one time or another by touching (elevator, car) and I felt this power of attraction acting on me. For a moment, I wanted to fuck them and then everything was normal again (if they had opened my pants at that time, I would probably have let them do).

More tools to create sexual tension:
– being sincere and humble;
– apologizing sincerely when you have crossed the limits;
– pretending that you are shy while taking initiatives (blowing hot and cold);
– making compliments and a naughty smile;
– keeping quiet and letting her talk;
– being in a situation of logistical intimacy (just the two of you with a bed);
– touching her, making innuendoes, etc.

 

A problem of compatibility

If yourself, can not feel this bestial sexual connection with a girl, this is not good. Because everyone is not really compatible with everyone. Would you have a good sexual connection with such and such a girl? God alone knows this, but the answer is more often yes than no.

Coming closer to her, therefore, is also to gauge her. If I get closer to her and feel nothing, neither the desire to take her hand nor the desire to feel her hair nor the desire to kiss her neck… so we do not have enough complicity (and probably never will). This is why you have to save time, get closer and quickly see if it will work or not. Moreover, when the current does not pass, it is often reciprocal and it is useless to force.

 

The traps

Let’s just keep in mind that there’s nothing special to say or do. Sexual tension exists naturally between a man and a woman. It’s already there. Most of the time, sleeping with a woman is the logical next step if you do not break this tension. If you do not break the tension, the attraction naturally increases (and vice versa).

Laughing too much, speaking only to furnish the conversation, reacting exaggeratedly, wiggling in every direction, looking elsewhere, showing your embarrassment by your facial expressions, not assuming that you are a man, are some things that can break the tension. Concretely, if there was only one thing to do, it would be merely to get closer, take her hand and assume your sexuality.

You can create all the tension you need by being sexual and with some kinesthetic escalations. In seduction, never use a tool supposed to create tension if it sacrifices some rapport. Beware, for example, of the following techniques that create tension (good) but break the rapport (bad) :
– being too cocky & funny (being too arrogant);
– being too sarcastic “hey, you’re place is clean, it’s cool”;
– debating on bullshit “I am vegetarian and if you eat meat you are a monster” (I have no problem with vegetarians but it is stupid to fail because of a dispute like that);
– teasing in a bad way (“you put high heels today, it’s to better be a bitch”);
– making awkward comments (“it’s funny you make a weird face when I’m fingering you”).

 

Sexual tension and beauty

Girls are all the time fucking guys they do not find particularly handsome. For example, guys who were tactilely enterprising. Or guys who have proposed sex without guilt, or to realize their fantasies. Their kinesthetic escalation and their perseverance enabled them to overcome the blockages of girls.

Adopting a confident posture, keeping silent and maintening the eye contact of a woman, then getting closer to her… it’s not just for the handsome guys. No need to be Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt to act like that. Everyone can do it. Still need to dare…

If a girl invited me to her place and started to warm me for example by proposing a strip-poker, even if she was not very beautiful, it would be difficult to resist the temptation. And even if I would not be really interested in her, I might fuck with her. It’s the same for girls: I’ve already slept with babes who did not particularly like me (often late in the evening) simply because we found ourselves in an adequate situation and I had done nothing bad to spoil the sexual tension in the air.

 

Sexual tension can make you uncomfortable

Understand that if a woman tells you “you are weird” when you are silent and you maintain her eye contact, it just means that she tries to break the tension because she is excited but feels guilty (or because she does not know how to manage herself and confuses all her sensations). Somewhere in her, she feels this powerful sexual tension, which makes her a little scared and tries to lower this level to regain control (it’s a little panic on board).

When you find yourself isolated with a woman (even if she did not resist yet), she can still try to break the rapport. She can search your room, give signs of impatience or anxiety, act or speak in a weird way. Stay cool, and remember she’s just nervous. This is the moment to be sincere, to put her sexually comfortable. In other words, stay calm despite the tension in the air. You are the man, it is up to you to show a good example!

Reassure her while warming her. Then motivate her to participate (if she says “no it’s no”, do not insist because you should not be assimilated to a rapist). If she allows herself (it is easier to don’t say no than to say yes), it is kinda good but she must participate. Facilitate the task of touching you. It’s bad when you’re the one who constantly tries to caress and kiss her because it locks her in the role of the one who “resists”. In a few minutes, she may lose the little attraction she has for you and the tension you have built may fly into smoke.

Now you must be able to put words on those strange feelings that you may have already felt with some members of the opposite sex. So learn how to control sexual tension, how to make it rise and explain to the girls what they feel to reassure them and sleep with them.

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One must be naive to believe that chicks never play on several tables at the same time

One must be naive to believe that chicks never play on several tables at the same timeNovember 9th 2015,

Friday night, a girl from Adopteunmec came to my house. The original thing is that the next day she had a date with my friend The Nice Giant (but she did not know I knew him). One must be very naive to believe that chicks never play on several tables at the same time!

Preliminary Preamble: I had so warmed her by texts that we had agreed that I would welcome her in the dark and that we would fuck right away.

To turn me on, she had written me naughty stuff too. Here is an excerpt from her prose “You will invite me to your home, but when you’ll open the door to me, you will have only a few minutes to look at me because I will waste no time before pushing you against the wall, then with my scarf I will blindfold you and then whisper in your ear that I will deprive you of a sens for the others to be more developed. Then I will kiss you with desire, and you will have only one desire, putting your hands on me to feel my curves, but I will hold them to make it impossible for you and your desire for me will rise even faster… then while holding your hands in mine against the wall I will go down with my mouth, on your neck, on your chest, your belly and then kneel before you. I will let your hands free to unbutton your pants, you will pass your hands in my hair, I will pass a hand on your boxer really molding to feel how much you desire me, then I’ll remove it and begin to shake, your breath will accelerate thanks to this feeling, I will not be able wait to put my lips on your sex so hard, while continuing to use my hands before putting it in my mouth: I will feel that you are craving for touching me but I will only let you caress me the hair. Then I will decide to lie you down on the bed, climbing on you using my hands to make your body even more shuddering, I will grab your cock to penetrate me, then move back and forth. I will take your hands and put them on me, on my tits: you will caress me with delicacy to try to guess the shapes of my body, my movements will be faster and faster, more and more sensual and so full of excitement, that I shall groan with pleasure. You will enjoy hearing me expressing my desire, you will not be able to wait any more, you will remove the headscarf to see me and you will return me on the bed to take me in doggy style: the way you will cling to my buttocks and my hair will excite me and make me cry still stronger. I will not be able to refrain any more, I will come and it will excite you so much to see me orgasming that you will come too…”

Just before she came over, she asked me if I wanted to know her measurements in advance and I said “no I’ll see.” She told me that it had motivated her to have sex with me because, usually, guys want to know everything… yeah, the PUA is the exception, he is a player!

The thing is that the corridor of the hall before entering my house is always illuminated so I could see that she was not bad before opening my door (it is a kind of security lock). She was about 1m70 for 60kg…

Once the girl in my house « Do you want to take off your jacket?
– Yes. » She threw it on the floor. « Do you want to take off your sweater now?
– Yes. » She pulled me towards her and kissed me. She was hungry for sex. So much that I caressed her clit, her tits and put fingers directly in a soaked pussy after 30 seconds.

Then she dropped to my feet for a blowjob. It was impossible to resist her, she is good at it. What really made me crazy is that she spit on my dick before pumping…

After a while, I turned her over like a pancake to finger her and stroke her clit against the wall: she was too excited. She trembled from head to foot.

Then I licked her on my bed. Then she sucked me and I fingered her at the same time. I even put three fingers into her.

At one point, she turned around, showed me her muscled ass and rubbed it against my cock. After a long minute, she grabbed my cock in her hand and put it in her pussy. I was too excited and everything then I let her do (moment of weakness)… and I fucked without a condom AGAIN ! FUCK !!! I knew at the time that I would regret it after. Fortunately, at least she takes the pill. At the beginning, I said to myself « just ten seconds for the pleasure then I go out » but I could not stop … classic. Like what, there are forces beyond us…

Well, she said she did STD tests three months ago (like me actually), and planned to do some again in early December (I’ll keep in touch with her by then). If that’s true, it’s OK, there’s definitely no risk. But hey… I’m still a little afraid that she says the same thing to all the guys, at the rate of two per weekend.

In any case, let’s REMEMBER THE POSITIVE: having sex without a condom, it’s awesome!

During the post-coital hug, she asked me what I was going to do this weekend, especially on Saturday night. I honestly answered that I was going out to pick-up chicks and then asked her the same question, casually. She replied “just my boxes because I will move”. I thought “and fucking my friend too, little liar”. Yes, I’m a bitch…

Otherwise, she told me that at noon she goes home during her lunch break and touches herself because she is always excited! She also told me how her bosses try to fuck her. Another thing: she told me that the guys usually get sucked but do not make the efforts of giving her pleasure in return. She also told me that sometimes she went right in front of guys and then turned back at the last moment because she had a bad feeling… Her northern accent as she told me about her life made me laugh.

When she left, she asked me when she could come back and I answered “whenever you want, but maybe there will be another girl and we will make threesome” with my legendary tact. She then told me that she had done her first time at 13 with a girl and that it tempts her to make a threesome with a girlfriend and me.

This is also what my little teacher who had brought me chouquettes would like, so let’s say God works in mysterious ways. By the way, with The Teacher, we went out on Saturday night. On a free barge-nightclub, looking for a chick for a 3some. I love to hunt with a chick and a fortiori with a hottie. The approach was « do you find my girlfriend sexy? » We were entitled to quite a lot of “pretty, sublime”, a few non-responses and, of course, we were called several times perverts. Some of them have even felt insulted when they were offered to fuck with us and have made a scandal. What was very fun was that my buddy had a lot of approach anxiety at the beginning : so I had to coach her. She was full of excuses to do not approach and everything, just like a guy!

We finally went home, just the two of us, it was 3am, and she sucked me there. I made her orgasm too. Several times. Then we spent the day of Sunday having sex. It was nice ! She’s really too hot! Between two ejaculations, I registered her as a dyke on Tinder so she finds us a chick for a threesome or a couple for a foursome.

Finally… for information, the girl I fucked on Friday night flaked my giant buddy. She made the usual bitchy trick : planning a date a few days in advance and then no longer answering his texts on D-Day. What reassures me about STDs: she claimed she only fucked 2/3 guys since her six-year relationship ended last May and have since taken refuge in the sport (mostly dancing, almost every night). I tell myself that I can perhaps believe her and be more serene.

At work, it does not go very well. In fact, my work is OK, I’m starting to manage some files all alone without error. But I have two colleagues who felt a malaise last week (they almost collapsed). It’s scary!

Finally, know that the interview of Snipe (Pick-up podcast) is ready to be upload, I’m just waiting for his final authorisation.

See ya !

May the God of Game and STD be with us!

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How to stop finding excuses and to FINALLY act

stop excuses

When we want to approach a girl, when we are with a chick and hesitate to kiss her (or simply to sexualize the interaction), a little voice in our mind almost always whispers apologies to tempt us to do not act.

These excuses make people hesitate, procrastinate and sometimes even cause unpleasant physical sensations in some people (stress rises, heartburns, febrile legs, trembling voice) because of the internal conflict they create: basically, you wanna take action, but at the same time, you prevent yourself from doing it.

Thanks to these shitty excuses, the man can do nothing without too much remorse. Yes, it is much simpler to invent apologies than to confront fears … but it is not satisfactory. When we do this, somewhere in us, we realize that we are lying.

 

Where do these excuses come from?

Because we are a rather “intelligent” race, we tend to think and find excuses instead of following directly our first thought. This is the bad side of an evolved brain. My dog and my cat, for example, when they want to see someone, they go straight and jump on him or her without asking themselves many questions. To overcome your blockages, it would therefore be necessary to stop thinking too much and act!

 

Examples of excuses:

– I do not have time to go out and pickup right now, I’m too busy (when in fact… no…)
– I will not approach this girl, I’m already talking to another girl by texts on my phone, it would not be polite…
– Well… I’ll talk to her later, when she will no longer be with her friends who could judge me…
– I can not try to kiss her, I did not wash my teeth at noon…
– I have not showered since last night, I can not fuck her… and then, anyway, I jerked yesterday so I do not really have desire…

 

How can this silly little inner voice be silenced?

1/ Unfortunately, we can not silence our inner voice. On the other hand, we can don’t give a shit about what she tells or even take some malicious delight in contradicting her. Frankly, between us, it’s up to the girl to decide if she wants to kiss you or not, whether you have your teeth clean or not, so try your luck and you’ll see !!! Do not decide for people based on what you think they think…

2/ Another solution is to replace this inner voice which finds excuses by a voice that says more constructive things, for example “put one foot in front of the other, walk towards this beautiful blonde, look at her in the eyes and talk to her.”

3/ One can also sing or talk to a buddy so that the small inner voice can not express itself by saying negative things. It is in fact easier to control your inner voice than your external voice… and, fortunately, the two are struggling to express themselves at the same time!

 

How to dare?

At first, it is normal to sometimes be afraid to take action and seek to justify it afterwards. But to progress in seduction and move on in life, it is imperative to take a positive step.

The best solution is to decide something and do it. Set rules and stick to them, whatever the situation. In any case, the perfect situation does not often exist, so it’s better to adapt to a present situation rather than to fantasize on better conditions. However, because self-discipline often isn’t often enought, other avenues must be considered.

1/ One solution is to practice until you get sick of not getting there. Then, to get angry with yourself because you still do not dare to do what you want to do. Most men make the mistake of giving up when they get upset while it is a very powerful source of energy that can be exploited. Sometimes I force myself to approach at the beginning of the session (because the fear of the approach is and will surely always be there) but I do not expect anything from the chicks to whom I speak (I am in the game more than in the stake ). I do my act, I get rejected and I see it as a warm-up. Then I get upset because I realize that the fear of approach is useless. And it is often once warm that I no longer feel social fear and that I try some very daring things that sometimes work. Note that desensitization to social rejection also works with alcohol but I do not advise you to drink because it is very bad for health. And because a drunk guy is not very sexy.

2/ Some people overcome their fear of approach through small rituals or fetishes that allow them to motivate themselves and find enough courage to overcome their fears. Personally, I like to calm down before so I start playing on my breath, taking long inspirations/expirations.

3/ Frequenting and going out with people who are in the community of seduction can also help you get started. Indeed, with them, the social pressure is reversed and it is the fact of not approaching that becomes unacceptable. With my friends, sometimes we go out and slap every time we do not dare to approach a sexy chick. Sometimes, too, we give our money to a guy, and he gives it back to us little by little when we approach or kiss a girl. I can guarantee you that it motivates to move your ass!

4/ Another solution is to use the 3 seconds rule that Mystery has developed in The Game : to approach within 3 seconds when one sees a girl so as not to have time to have negative and parasites thoughts.

5/ You can also try to think differently. Instead of wanting to get something from the chicks (their validation or their pussy), tell yourself that you offer them the opportunity to meet an alpha guy and a good lover. You will be more confident with such a state of mind…

6/ You may very well choose not to think about the interaction. Do not try to imagine what might happen. Your philosophy would be to always try your luck “I wonder what would happen if I did this… ah well I will try…” This way is very instructive, we learn a lot about the possibilities by doing so (know that most people feel limited by a glass jail)!

7/ To finish, a technique that I have used for a long time is to systematically try to kiss or take the number of all the girls I approached and that I liked a little. So, I did not even do it really for the girl, but for me. As a challenge on myself. Who knows ? It could work for you too…

Anyway don’t forget that when one tries to repress the feeling of fear, it is increased. Then acknowledge that you are afraid and accept this fear. It’s normal to be afraid… But if you do nothing, this fear will NOT disappear as if by magic! Accepting to have been afraid once or twice, it’s OK. On the other hand, accepting to undergo this fear all your life, NO!

I advise you to try different things until you find what works for you. Do not get discouraged and do not forget that, as I often say “the most beautiful adventures take place outside our comfort zone…”

 

Is there valid excuses?

Finally, do not make me say what I did not say. There are still valid excuses: for example, if you are really late for work, if she is holding a guy’s hand, for example… or if she has a penis… you have to be discerning! Be scandalous if you want but do not do anything either. Be reasonable but courageous and open-minded !

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Mum and social worker the day, squirts at night!

November 5th 2015,

 

News (update of the seduction/pick up diary):

1) My mother has spent a few days in Lyon, last week. We did not fight too much, it’s cool.

2) Then, I received the visit of Virginie, this weekend. We cuddled and everything. It’s better between us…

3) The cardiologist has also come back to me: she says she misses me and wants us to have sex again on condition that I no longer record her to upload her orgasms on Youtube. This is understandable, but I am still not very motivated to continue a relationship with someone who does not accept me totally!

4) I saw the little school teacher the day before yesterday! She told me she had talked about me and my blog to her girlfriends and that there was a girl in a relationship who said she would like to try me if she became single again. It seems her boyfriend commented « I don’t understand why you like him? This guy looks very superficial! » I can smell some jealousy…

Otherwise, this little teacher wants to try new things. She wants, for example, to make a 3some with a girl: she proposes me to go out and hunt a prey together in the bars. And she is apparently also OK for going in a libertine/swinger club in order to fuck in front of people.

5) At work, I’m still bored. There are clients who like me and the boss is jealous. He says my nonchalance is not professional and that it hurts the image of his office. FUCK HIM. He is hunchbacked with hairs coming out of his ears, and spends his time shouting at his employees… honestly, it’s not super class either. ASSHOLE! The biggest problem is that he is bipolar: one day everything goes well, everything is great and the other day everything is wrong and we are all shit. I do not think I’m paid enough to endure that kind of stuff, so I’m considering leaving this job.

After having broken a tooth because of the stress, it is now 3 days that I have a stomach ache (a point with burning). Yesterday morning again, the boss yelled at me because I was a little late (the teacher had started sucking me early)! But frankly, if he thinks I’m going to sacrifice my PUA life for his fucking office and so he makes money on my back, he has got a wishful dream!

Yesterday, a customer asked for a K-bis extract for his company (it is paid on the Internet) and the boss did not want to give his CB (nor the CB of the firm) to make the purchase online. He therefore asked the collaborators to give theirs. Seriously. Knowing that a colleague said that one day she had advanced  €50€ and never had this money back, nobody was very motivated…

Seriously, the only exit doors for me are:
– living on my blog (or on my art);
– becoming a chartered accountant (and be self-employed);
– finding another job that I could like.

 

The adventure (awesome):

I picked up a chick on Adopteunmec, at the beginning of the week. She invited me to her place last night, near Villeurbanne… I was a bit apprehensive to go there because it is a place that has bad reputation (dangerous), more than 20 minutes by subway from home!

She is a social worker of 35 year old, tall and muscular. Rather sexy. A little old for me maybe, but well… Downstairs, I said to myself: « Who the fuck am I going to see today? How old is she ? Is it the 27 year old girl ? Or the 35 year old one ? » Frankly, with this rhythm, I’m a little lost.

She received me in a sweater too big for her and offered me a glass of wine in her living room. She had no corkscrew to open the nectar, so she pushed the cork into the BOTTLE with a screwdriver! What a sacrilege!

After I caressed her a little on the couch, she stretched her legs on me. It was an indicator of interest! She was nevertheless nervous: she asked me a lot of banal questions (like about my job, where I come from, etc.). She insisted on knowing which music I like… and I learned that she, she likes electro music (but I do not care)!

She told me that she had just bought an apartment in Lyon and that she wanted to celebrate her future move with a massage. True story ! So we went on her bed and she undressed spontaneously. She even ordered that I get almost naked too! I like it when it goes all right to the goal like that!

Massage, pussy-licking (but not too long since she was really hairy) then fingering. She wanted that I put more fingers into her pussy. 2 then 3 then 4… no joke. After a few minutes, I felt a strange stuff and I took it in my face. It suprised me !!! She had just ejaculated on me!

I started fingering again by positioning myself on her side and she ejaculated again : fucking fountain woman! Mum and social worker the day, fountain woman at night! Given the turn of events, she went in the bathroom to get towels so as not to soak her sheets.

Then she asked me to come over, put her hand in my underwear and commented « you boast a lot but you do not have a huge cock either
– SO WHAT ? » I have an average-sized dick and I am not complexed, I do not see the usefulness of this kind of comment… what a bitch! I’m a good lover and an alpha male, that should be enough. Especially that we can not change the size of our cock, but we can change the way we use it.

She sucked me, she sucks very well though. It was good! Then I fucked her: missionary, doggystyle… two orgasms with female ejaculations! Each time, she asked me to go out just before she ejaculates for the sensation to be optimal for her!

Then I gave her others with my hand. She ended up saying « you do not have a huge dick but you are very good in bed! » At one point she saw I had a lot of fun making her flow like a waterfall… so she started to be complexed, especially when I got one in the face and I burst out laughing (seriously, this ejaculation was overpowering). She said she felt like a fairy beast and that it had killed her any desire (susceptibility power).

So here we have talked a little about the female ejaculation. It has been two years since it happened to her for the first time and her life has changed thanks to that! She has become a fountain overnight and enjoys much more since that day “I prefer to be 35 years old than 25” she confided. Before, when she enjoyed, she felt that something did not come out, like a urge to pee or something like that, it was incomplete (it’s normal: many women have a retrograde ejaculation … those ones with work, could become ejaculatory). According to her, it is very psychological all that, she could even ejaculate just by caressing her pretty little breasts or thanks to a spanking on her buttocks muscled by some Swedish gymnastics ! The whole thing is that she feels comfortable…

It was already (or finally) the time of the last train but she wanted me to fuck her again (because she likes the cock too much compared to the fingers) then she wanted that I sleep at her house but I said no. Frankly, after the derogatory remarks she made, it was already nice to give her 10 orgasms… so I left with the firm intention of not seeing her again (she has already texted me this morning). And I did well because, today, the lack of sleep is frightfully felt! That’s normal, it’s Thursday, the worst day of the week!

She finished her bottle of wine with her cigarettes. I left her half inert on her bed so much I took care of her hard.

May the God of the Game be with us!

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Women with abundant ejaculation

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1. Definition

“Squirting” or female ejaculation refers to the liberation of a woman’s fluid at the moment of her orgasm.

This can range from a tiny bit of liquid to a great abundance. This fluid is different from cyprin (“wet”) but is not just piss (it is a secretion of Skene’s glands and very diluted urine).

 

2. What kind of women can ejaculate?

Squirter is not an anomaly or a disease. Many people ignore it but ALMOST every WOMEN are potentially a FOUNTAIN. Some make this experience regularly, others exceptionally, the latter never do.

Just like for a man who wants to become multi-orgasmic, the mind has an important place. But the physical also matters, and more precisely, the strength of the muscles of the pelvic floor (the “PC muscles”).

Thanks to a set of relaxation exercises, anatomical recognition and sensation training, it is possible for almost all women to master their ejaculation.

For the anecdote, last year, I went to an erotic show and attended the filming of a porn movie. The actress ejaculated in front of the crowd with a “simple” stimulation of the clitoris. This is what makes me say that there is a great psychological part in female ejaculation.

 

3. How to make a woman ejaculate?

A. The Mind:

I met a “real” fountain woman in Lyon a few months ago. She told me that she became one overnight.

Before becoming one, when she had an orgasm with a man, she felt that something did not come out completely, and that it remained like a desire to pee. To put it another way, she felt that the process of orgasm was incomplete. In fact, many women have a retrograde ejaculation at the moment of orgasm (these are the ones that will immediately pee after sex)… but with work, they can become “fountains”.

It happened to her for 2 years when I met her and she told me that her sex life has been totally revolutionized thanks to it! She now enjoys a lot more when she sleeps with guys, the orgasms are faster to come, more powerful and she can have several orgasms in a row more easily. According to her, it’s very psychological, this squirt story. She told me she could even ejaculate just by caressing her breasts.

She may have exaggerated a bit but I do not think she told me bullshit: when I fucked her, she asked me to go out just before she ejaculated so that it was optimal for her! It is a relatively transparent liquid, and a little hot, that I saw spring (there was not as much pressure as in a fire lance but it squirts a little in fits and starts). And she orgasmed like that a dozen times a few minutes apart before smoking a cigarette and falling asleep.

To achieve this, according to her, the three main psychological pitfalls are:
– let go, go beyond the impression that the girl is going to urinate (this is not the case but the sensation is kinda similar);
– be comfortable, don’t afraid of being considered a fairground beast because of this ability;
– relax (sometimes a good massage is required) and prepare a towel or another protection for the sheets.

 

B. Physics:

To ejaculate, the girl must be excited, have muscular PC muscles and receive adequate stimulation.

It will be necessary to stimulate the G-spot, which will not be satisfied by a simple pressure or a vibration but which will require slight reciprocating movements in addition to the pressure.

We begin by caressing the clitoris, because it is super nice for the girl, and it gently awakens the entire vaginal zone, it titillates the thousands of nerve endings of the vagina that will become reactive to every stimulations.

Then we slip a certain number of fingers (depending on the tastes and preferences of the woman – two or three in general) that we put on her G-spot. Then, gently circle all the G-spot.

Finally, always with our fingers, we tap the G-spot, put pressure on it, slowly first then we accelerate the rhythm. We can stimulate the clitoris with the other hand at the same time, if we want. We tap and press fast on the G-spot, with fingers hooked inside.

 

When she feels that the orgasm is coming with force and crash, the girl must push hard. If she feels like a urge to urinate, it’s normal, it’s the imminence of gushing that does this: she must know she will not urinate, she will just squirt. But if she does not make a pretty fountain, don’t worry, she will piss this liquid safely into the toilets. The squirt, in fact, it’s learning how to expel this fluid at the moment of orgasm. It is a kind of liberation for women.

If you do not succeed in (making) squirting the first times you try, do not waste your time worrying and try again. It’s not easy, but the good side of the deal is that it does not hurt anyone to try (it’s even good for women).

 

4. The Porn

Be careful, do not be fooled by the image that the porn movies give of squirt. I suppose that, just like for a man, orgasm and ejaculation are not inseparable: for women, orgasm does not necessarily result in this emission of liquid, and this emission is not either necessarily linked to an orgasm (although this is usually the case).

Moreover, it must be said that some relatively impressive squirt effects in porn movies are perhaps just the result of a fake (they do this because it is a fantasy for some men).

The last thing to know is that some women can be “fountains” but do not squirt. Some simply flow…

Regarding the amount of ejaculated fluid, it depends on the woman and the context. This is usually around 50ml.

Feel free to comment if you’ve lived a fountain experience!

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The best lover of the century !

The best lover of the century !This testimony has been written by La Prof : I am a good leg.

October 18th 2016,

I met Fabrice for the first time a year ago. I still remember that I had high hopes for this date.

The month of October had been bad, I only had disappointing dates and was sick and tired of my usual sexfriend.

I went in circles on Adopteunmec, seeing only profiles of guys who did not assume themselves or who wrote in an awkward French that they sought the woman of their life.

In the midst of all these hypocrites or naive, there was a very singular man who attracted my attention: very long description but all the same very interesting and well written, promising photos… It was enough for me.

The discussion started, he invited me to get to know his stuffed toy. Obviously, he was not a small player and I liked it. Anyway, I did not ask any better. But it was still necessary to see what he was really made of, then the discussion lasted, we talked about banalities and sex at the same time, it was quite pleasant.

Finally, we waited a week before meeting up. Anyway, before, I had my period. I was quite excited by the prospect of this date but I also was very afraid of being disappointed again.

We had agreed to go at his place. It was not my practice to move my ass, so I asked him to pick me up at the subway station. He did it without bothering. At the same time, he owed it to me because he had declined my offer to first go having a drink in a neutral territory.

He was late, I even thought he was going to pass the buck. It gave me time to send text messages to some friends to tell them where I was, just in case.

Finally he arrived, in line with my expectations. We talked and I followed him.

At his place, he offered me a glass of wine that I accepted and he immediately proposed his strip – card game. “Technique well-run,” I said to myself. We played. I had fun playing the shy girl, the girl a little distant. Either it destabilizes them and I take the advantage, or it excites them and they take the initiatives. No need to pray him, Fabrice is a man of the second kind. This is where things get confused. Everything was so intense and spontaneous that I could not build precise memories.

He got up half naked (I was winning!), went behind me and started to remove my dress. “Finally”, I said to myself. He kissed me and caressed everywhere, let his hand slip on my underwear and we left for several hours of incredible sex.

I was at once astonished and delighted to see his endurance and his sincere desire to give me pleasure. It is the first time that I meet a man as much, if not more, concerned with my pleasure than with his own. I enjoyed it totally.

After that, exhausted, I slept there. I usually never sleep with strangers but I no longer had the courage to fight against this kind of principle. We talked in the dark again. He confessed to me in a funny way that I was the fourth girl he saw in the same week and I understood better why he had the patience to wait so much before seeing me.

He also asked me if I had done experiences with girls and if I wanted to try a threesome, in an innocent way. We fell asleep after he explained to me wanting to have two women later, forming a « trouple »…

The next day we took the subway together. As I left, I kissed him “in-between”: not a kiss given the night we spent together, nor a kiss on the mouth because he was not my man and we were in public.

My friends were worried about how everything had gone and I responded soberly that my new meeting was “the best lover of the century”. That is how he will be remembered.

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I love having mistresses !

I love having mistresses !I fucked a mistress !

October 24th 2015,

On Monday, I recovered my initial investment with Alison (+ interest).

Tuesday, I performed a balancing act to score my second F-close of the week with an ardent Italian/Corsican girl. She has already sent me a text message to suggest that we meet again but I do not have time…

Wednesday, I saw my cardiologist. She pressured me to see me more. Once a week, it’s not enough for her. I did not know when I could put her in my schedule, so I told her “no”.

Thursday, the researcher flaked me again “ahlala, I work too much, because of my internship, I can not have a private life, sorry”. It is not really credible when it happens 2 nights in the same week. So, instead of fucking her, I went if for 1h of sport. It’s been a long time, it’s good. Then I saw the cardiologist again: she was happy !!! We did it doggystyle in front of the mirror of my bathroom and she sucked me on my bed in front of the window. My neighbors were making a party on their balcony and there were some stupids guys who saw me so they loudly encouraged me “go go go, champion”! So, she wanted to close the blind after a while! Too bad, it excited me!

Friday (yesterday), the cardiologist discovered my blog and was very shocked. Yet I was honest with her, I told her I was fucking other chicks but I do not think she had understood that it was this bad. She called me an asshole and everything, I thought it was unfair. And she does not want to see me anymore. Sometimes I really feel like a big asshole: I’m sorry I hurt her, I feel sad… but after I fuck a hot chick and I feel better! What I remember of this story is that when you are a pick-up artist, you have to get a little weaned because otherwise it drives you crazy.

Last night, around 9 pm, I had an Adopte date with a schoolmistress. I love having mistresses. She is on holiday, so it was convenient to arrange an appointment.

I had warmed her with erotic texts (written speed-seduction) and she had written some for me in return. I share some passages with you:
– “You should however take two things into account: the first is that I tend to express my pleasure without too much modesty, the second is that I am a former gymnast.”
– “I will take part in the rewriting of your penultimate paragraph, so I put you on the bed, and I hold your hands while I rub myself on you and I leave you some flaming kisses: on the neck, the mouth, the chest… My right hand finally slips along your body to touch your balls, then your penis, and as we both want it hard, you lie down while I go down lower, lower, lower, and I lick them as my hand begins to swing back and forth on your penis, sometimes my tongue slips to your penis just to frustrate it a little. Finally, your glans interests me more, I stay there, I play, before I finally put it in my mouth.I hear you grumble some stuff. Your trige is now in my mouth, a little more, a little more, I’m coming, you’re feeling the pressure of my lips and my tongue slides… But comes the moment when you can see my camber and my little buttocks shaking as I suck. You cling to me, you raise me up to you. After a few seconds of hesitation, I ride you. Gently, and then more vividly. I love this moment when I know I can do what I want with you… “
– “Dear Fabrice, it was short but intense, it is time that I reveal to you some elements, so that your imagination can work even better… Know that today my lingerie is black lace. Also, know that I only wear Brazilian stockings and tangas. About the body they dress, I will leave you the pleasure to discover it, I also usually wear dresses and skirts, and heels. Sexy and easy. I never had sexy in public, I have always wanted to try. Your narrative has only doubled this desire. You may also know that I have absolutely nothing against a certain bestiality, as long as it is done with respect. Finally, regarding your last paragraph (again!), know that you will only lick me in the morning if I did not wake up before and if I am not already blowing you. I am also very fond of this kind of awakening. I hope I have awakened the man again. And that will inspire you a new prose.”

In short, it’s a fucking literary, a fan of dangerous liaisons! I think I could fall in love with this kind of girl…

I gave her an appointment at the metro stop downstairs because at first she wanted to have a drink in town before coming over to fuck… but it pissed me off. She was the most demanding so she finally did want I wanted. I was late so she was afraid I flake and sent me several worried texts… apparently she has already been flaked. There are guys on Earth who do not want to fuck a girl like that ?! Seriously, she is hot and has a beautiful face. In my opinion, the guys had just got cold feet. In addition, she had brought chouquettes because she is a polite chick who does not want to come empty-handed. Fuck, chouquettes, that is what my grandmother bought me when I was a child : I immediately liked her!

So I took her home and we drank a glass of wine. Then I proposed a strip – card game. Fuck, I have hallucinated on her breasts: 85D for 1m60 and an incredible firmness (she sports) with pretty little nipples. All accompanied by a flat stomach and a fitgirl ass.

I asked her if she had any origins and it irritated her because apparently people often thinks she is an Arab while she is Italian. Damn, it must be because of her naughty eyes and her olive skin!

She suddenly spotted the “blog” file that was lying on my desk (it’s probably because of it that this damn insomniac cardiologist found out me about me) and asked me a lot of questions about it. So I played card on table and showed her my site. She found it exciting, SHE.

After the game, I positioned myself behind her, still sitting. She got : my fingers, a proper clit caressing, then a pussy-licking on my bed until she begged me to take her. Then: she went on me, lotus, doggy style, missionary, handjob, blowjob, ejaculation. She enjoyed it and me too.

Afterwards, we did it again. The doggy style is awesome with her! I’ll see her again, I think. She told me she’s OK : she tells me that I’m the best lover of her life for now. She has another sexfriend at the moment, a bear apparently very hairy, but he only lasts 2/3mn so he is out of the game.

When we had finished fucking, it was already 3am. Where did the time disappear? She could not go back to her place because there was no subway so we slept together. It did not bother me because I feel a real connection between this school teacher and I.

On the pillow, she told me that she rarely fucks with guys from Adopte and that they rarely keep their promises… but how can I believe her ?! She has is 23 and usually prefers men in their thirties… so I felt young, for once! She confessed to me that she wanted to fuck me as soon as she saw me because I supposedly releases a sexual aura: what a flattering little girl !!! Ah, I almost forgot, she’s a former lesbian so she has an ex and would like to do it again with a girl during a threesome. It’s VERY interesting…

This morning, she sucked me until noon (she did not want to have sex again because had already taken too hard). She put me late so I ran (with foamed legs because of the long blowjob) to go to my appointment at the psychiatrist at 12:30 pm (I’m currently trying a CBT to fight my anxiety crises).

This afternoon: Snipe’s interview is in the box. Then, I took a nap, and here I am typing my FR.

Next week, I will be offside : my mother is coming on Monday evening until Friday lunch… and Friday night, Virginie arrives in turn until Sunday evening (we explained and a little patched things up).

Good luck to you ! For my part, it will be necessary at work even if I have calmed down a little since Wednesday.

Kisses.

May the God of the Game be with you !

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Solutions to premature ejaculation and how to control your ejaculation

premature ejaculation

So that a girl likes having sex with you, she must have enough time to enjoy. We will talk today about the solutions to premature ejaculation, about what attitude to adopt (for the man like for the woman) if you find yourself in this situation and about ejaculatory control.

premature ejaculation

We’re only going to talk about male ejaculation here because it’s a huge subject, but maybe I’ll talk about female ejaculation another day (because there’s a lot to say too).

 

Premature ejaculation

Not all sexologists agree on the definition of premature ejaculation. In general, it is said that a guy is premature ejaculator if he ejaculates in less than 2 minutes whether there is penetration or not. In any case, it will be said that it is a question of premature ejaculation when the ejaculation happens before that one or the other of the partners wishes it.

The problem of premature ejaculation is common: it affects 20 to 25% of men at some point in their lives. We talk about premature ejaculation when the man has always ejaculated uncontrolledly, since his first sexual intercourse, despite a long experience and repeated sexual intercourse, with stable partners. Another type of premature ejaculation is when a man who had no problem controlling his ejaculation suddenly finds himself confronted with this problem repeatedly. Often, this kind of premature ejaculation is as a result of an emotional shock. When it happens once in a while, exceptionally, it does not matter, it can happen to everyone depending on the situation and the state of health. For example if you have fantasized your whole life on a chick and you finally fuck her, I do not give you much of a chance.

Very few people talk about their problems with their cock because it’s a taboo subject, directly related to our pride as a man… and yet it’s very important! If you are early or you do not last enough to your taste, I will suggest some solutions. In any case, know that the average time of a penetration is between 5 and 7 minutes (it varies according to the studies that were conducted).

Before the action:

– try to have a healthy lifestyle because fatigue and/or stress are responsible for a lot of sexual problems (such as coming too fast or not getting hard) ;
– some masturbate before seeing a chick, in my opinion it helps a little to last longer but it is not a viable solution in the long run. I happened I fucked two chicks in a row and yet if the second one turned me on more, I could come faster in the second than in the first chick. So, I think masturbating before has to help a little because it can help you decompress but I do not think it really influences the ejaculatory mechanism ;
– it seems that that taking certain medications such as serotonin reuptake inhibitors (a certain type of antidepressants) may help to last longer but it is not a solution that I recommand you because it is neither good for health nor a viable solution over the long term;
– get used to fuck beautiful chicks in order to do not be too excited when you’ll find yourself in situation (you will thus become more confident and be more relaxed).

During the action:

– try to play on your breath to calm down your body and prevent the whole mechanism from racing;
– I have never tried condoms special for premature ejaculators so I cannot talk about it;
– warn the girl you are going to orgasm, it can help to de-dramatize and therefore paradoxically sometimes to last longer;
– take breaks: when you feel that you are approaching the point of no return (the moment when ejaculation is inevitable), let yourself go down. While you “save time”, you can continue to stimulate her with your fingers or your tongue (to release the pressure without destroying the atmosphere). Then you can take her again for a little while! ;
– focus your attention on something other than her ass: for example by pinching an ear or buttocks or thinking of something not horny at all (like your grandmother naked). That said, I am not really fan of this technique because I find it is still a pity to don’t appreciate what we have before the eyes when it is a pretty naked and wild girl;
– fuck in positions that put your body in physical difficulty (we ejaculate more easily in missionary/doggy style than in acrobatic positions like when we are back to a wall and we carry the girl);
– you can delay the cumshot by pressing the point to a million dollars, pulling on the scrotum, compressing the tip of the penis or just using your mind to exert this compression;

– finally, you can tie a knot with your cock (no, do not try I was joking).

If ever you come too quickly, communicate to reduce the tensions due to discomfort! Reassure the girl by saying that you will take care of her during the second round. You can also lick her or finger her G-sport/her deep spot, so you have time to reload.

The best are the understanding babes who do not make derogatory comments (it can happen to everyone and we would like to see them there) and wait a few minutes that the guy get hard again without putting pressure on him (that would be counterproductive). Do not say “oh I do not understand it’s the first time” (even if it’s true) because it’s a cliché! To get hard again faster, recharge your batterie if you need to (eat, drink, take a shower), do not hesitate to touch yourself a bit, think of exciting things you want to do to the chick and/or you want her to do to you.

 

Ejaculatory control

What if I told you now that orgasm and ejaculation are not necessarily linked? Yes, it is possible to orgasm by keeping your erection and without ejaculating! This has the potential to make a man become multi-orgasmic (like women are who  can often have several orgasms one just after the other).

I know well that popular belief is that ejaculation = orgasm. But, in fact, orgasm is triggered in the brain while ejaculation is only the consequence of a physical reflex. And, like any reflex, one can learn to control it. I have already lived this kind of experiments and I have a friend who uses this technique: it does not work every time for him, but it works most of the time and it is impressive. Sex sessions invigorate him instead of tiring him.

Preparation for injaculation (non-ejaculatory orgasm):

– training to recognize your point of no return approach by masturbating;
– work your PC (pubo-coccygeal) muscle so that it is powerful enough to prevent ejaculation at the moment of orgasm.

In the moment :

– when you are reaching the point of no return, contract as much as you can your PC muscle for 10 seconds and open your eyes;
– breathe deeply then resume your movements back and forth. Your body will then reach orgasm but you won’t ejaculate (if you have succeeded).

If you want a list of exercises to train yourself to become multi-orgasmic and more explanations about ejaculatory control, I suggest you read:
– The Multi-Orgasmic Man, Mantak Chia & Doublas A. Arava
– How to make love all night, Barbara Keesling

As always, do not forget that we are all different and that it is up to you to experiment until you find what works for you.

To conclude, ejaculation is not always synonymous with orgasm. Especially in case of premature ejaculation, the man suffers as much as his partner. It is not a matter of egoism: the less understanding a woman will be with man, the less he will be able to satisfy her. On the other hand, this does not mean that men are exempt from seeking solutions to their problem, for a better harmony in their relationships.

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She blindfolded me and tied my hands

She blindfolded me and tied my handsOctober 21st 2015,

Yesterday, Tuesday 20th, I was very very upset… and anxious because I FUCKING broke one of my tooth during the night from Monday to Tuesday. I fortunately had an appointment with a dentist last night at 8pm, I was panicked when I arrived. It works fast in my hypochondriac brain, I imagined myself having a self-defeating toothache and they were all going to fall or something like that. But finally, no, it’s “just” stress: I squeeze my jaw too hard during my sleep and there’s one that ended up breaking. Apparently, it happens to a lot of people… so I’m a little reassured.

So, yesterday afternoon, I was upset and my boss did not help me feel better. The secretary was in training so he told me to go to the reception, that kind of bastard. Then, around 5 pm, the drop of sperm that caused the overflow of the condom is that he asked me to redo the envelope of a mail (I did not understand why he did not like my envelope) and that I replied “no, we do not care.” He made an incredible face and redoed it himself, his fucking envelope. He writes really bad, it looks like fly paws… then the visual package was TOTALLY disgusting after. But he is stubborn and maniacal, he likes to play the cock of low stock, so he’s always right (we all know a guy like this one). He mumbled “that’s not an answer, it’s the image of the cabinet that’s at stake.” My ass, yeah! It came so much from the heart that it was too beautiful: “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE IMAGE OF YOUR SHITTY CABINET !!! “

Anyway, let’s talk about pick-up. I had a date planned, last night, with a little sex-bomb, a researcher, right after the dentist. But this flaker canceled around 8pm while still proposing to see her on Thursday instead because “they found something” and she told me she suddenly had to work until 10pm… I am perplexed ! What is certain is that she could have found my dick, if she had come, this researcher. Especially as she had apparently gone to the beautician to get epilated just for me! But the problem is that I had already planned to see my beloved cardiologist Thursday night…

In fact, I also had to see a chick tonight (Wednesday 21), a kind of Italian/Corsican. But she told me she could not finally come tonight, that she could only last night (Tuesday) because one of her friends makes a road trip and will visit her from today…

Do you see me coming?

I shifted the date of yesterday (Tuesday) to Thursday and the date of today (Wednesday) to yesterday (Tuesday). And finally the one from Thursday to today (Wednesday). Mouhahahaha! I always land on my feet !!! Even back to goal, I score !!! And Friday, except if she flakes, I will meet a sexy schoolmistress. She’s on holiday, so it’s cool for her!

How did I motivate 5 girls to come to my place in one week? I drove them all crazy by sending them erotic texts on Adopteunmec. Some even confessed masturbating at work or once at home, by thinking of me, thanks to these texts. Others even wrote me a kinky text in return.

The Italian came last night around 10pm. But before she agrees to come, I have undergone some shit-tests “you don’t even know what my first name is…” She was right. “Let’s be frank ; except for being included in your list of one night stands, what is my interest ?”; “Did you meet many girls of this dating site?”. Pff, all this to try to eliminate me, to push me to the wrong step, to do not have orgasms in fact. But I have good answers for all this bullshit, they have asked it to me so much… Besides, the best remains the dodge: do not enter this silly game.

Finally, she told me positive stuff “usually when guys ask for my number but I do not give it, you’re the only one who has not asked so I gave it to you”… er, WHAT THE FUCK ?! She’s a little weird, is not she? “I like confident people who have audacity and an open mind.” I like it better.

She had a nice face, but was a little fat, too bad (I always look at the intercom before opening my door).Well, she really turned me on by text, so I welcomed her. Apparently, she had two dates with Adopte’s guys before me in her whole life: a bad lover and one with whom she did not sleep. I told her, a little by provocation “never two without three, beware.” She told me that she was not sure of coming to see me because I sent too short answers on Adopte “yeah it pisses me off to write on the phone so I rush my messages, it gives me a nonchalant side.”

As soon as she arrived, we played, we flirted. I would have liked her to undress directly, but no, we drank a glass of wine and then slipped on a strip-card game: we ended up naked very quickly (she has cute little boobs but her buttocks is a little wide as I said above)…

Then once we had no more clothes, we made pledges: the one who loses fingers/shakes the other under the table. Each pledge lasted 30 seconds. I lost 5 times and she 2.

After the game, when we had returned all the cards, I threw her on the bed and used my secret weapon: the orgasm with a cunnilingus. She could not handle more after. She told me that it was indeed the best pussy-licking in her life, as I had promised her. I am then not a big pretentious when I say that I am the “king of the cunnilingus” because what I tell is confirmed by most of the chicks with whom I slept.

To thank me, she proposed to blindfold me and tie my hands, and then to fuck me.

I said OK. I was afraid that she took this opportunity to plant a knife in me and steal my stuff (it’s my paranoid side) but hey, this loss of control was exciting. It was really good to see nothing, to control nothing while she was playing with my cock and sucking me. This way, I only concentrated on my feelings. Finally, she came over me and fucked me (she was riding me). She came again, apparently it had been long since she had not so much pleasure, especially since she did not touch herself (according to what she says).

After that, she wanted to sleep at home and I did not have the heart to kick her out. This morning, she woke me up by masturbating me so I fucked her, this time in missionary/Andromache/doggy style) and after that we were late. That’s what happens when you play with fire !!!

I just had a flash of genius. Maybe our ancestors discovered the fire by rubbing their cock too hard in a pussy.

Finally, I feel I’m not liking my long-distance relationship with Virginie much any more. I’m starting to get tired of it.

Well, I’m going back to my boring work in the office …

May the God of the Game be with us!