It turned her on fucking the big fucker

June 24th 2013,

 

Part I: the incomprehensible silly bitch

 

At about 7 pm, I was quietly on Facebook fantasizing over Evangeline Lilly when an erasmus, a small eastern hottie, came talking to me. I had poked her a few months earlier and we had discussed but nothing crazy. I was surprised: to me, this plan was died and buried for ages. I should have been wary.

Oana L*******: hello
how are you?

Me : hello !!!
how are you ? me I’m fine

Oana L*******: very well
are you in Aix?

Me : yes and you

Oana L*******: me too
have you got any plans for tonight?

Me : yes
I am free only at about 11 pm

Oana L*******: ok

I a little looked at her profile and I saw that she had a picture with Quentin Mosimann (a French famous young DJ).

Me : quentin mosimann is your friend ?

Oana L*******: yes:)
very close friend

Me : lol
well
did you ever make love today ?

Oana L*******: not today
he is great:D

Me : yes I like what he does
are you interested?

Oana L*******: yes…but after having made it with quentin…
it’s difficult

Me : lol
well, your place or mine

Oana L*******: my place

Me : okay
If I come at about 11pm is it good for you ?

Oana L*******: no
earlier
otherwise
I will find someone else

Me : lol
what does it change one hour more or less

Oana L*******: I am horny

Me : yes
but me I only can come after 11pm
Because I move at your place, don’t be a pain in the ass

Oana L*******: Do you deserve the effort of waiting for you?

Me : yeah, some people told me that
where do you live

Oana L*******: hey no…
you see with who I spend my time
I’m pretty sure
You do not deserve me

Me : lol
ok I see
If you don’t want me, too bad for you

Oana L*******: too bad for you.

Me : Yeah certainly but it will not be my fault

Oana L*******: rue des cordeliers number 69

Me : Is it your name on the bell?

Oana L*******: no ///it is c******
my friend

Me : well, do I have to make love to her too ?

Oana L*******: no

Me : okay just kidding

Oana L*******: but if you prefer her

Me : okay
Well I come at about 11 pm, between the 1st and the 2nd time we will make love, you will tell me how you met quentin
see ya

Oana L*******: I am charming
it is why I met him

Me : well I hope that you are charming

Oana L*******: you saw my pictures
\so..

Me : yes

Oana L*******: I am like a star
this is why
men want to meet me

Me : lol
I am a sex-object

Oana L*******: exactly

Me : it is funny that you live at number 69

Oana L*******: why is it funny?
ahhh well
Beautiful coincidence

Me : yes coincidence
Is there a store in front of your house so that I can find my way easily?

Oana L*******: yes….There is a shoe store

OK, you know what ? I had a look on Google Map and I saw that there was no shoe store. But I’ve been an idiot, I so much wanted to believe in it (an easy shot like that was surreal) that I went there all the same. I admit, the way she warmed me was shady, I wasn’t good in that case… on the other hand, I was in town, then I had nothing to lose.

 

Part II : The debriefing of this bitter failure

 

Me : Fuck what just happened to me

Coach from Marseille : was ist den loss?

Me : I went to a date with a girl of Internet who wanted to fuck at her place, she gave me heraddress and described me the place… When I arrived: no shoe store and no name on the bell
I sent a message, she blocked me on fb without answering

Coach from Marseille : oh fuck!
it’s life
But me too sometimes : thing that I do not understand happen and demoralize me..

Me : It is especially that she won nothing doing so…

Coach from Marseille : no
But the fear of not being good in bed
Or a temporary lubbie
A girl is not rational you know it

Me : yes
but she just trapped me
for fun
for no reason and without winning something doing so

Coach from Marseille : yes she won something
it turned her on fucking the big fucker

Me : I lost 30 minutes of my life ohlala
what a drama
fuck

Coach from Marseille : One needs little to be happy..

The next day, I told the story to Padawan. He took the initiative and sent her a message to ask her why she did that. Answer : “Your buddy shows off too much it was necessary that someone put him back in place “. Am I the only one to find it pathetic? That pisses her off that I give orgasms to willing girls?That I move my ass to improve my sexual life and the lives of the others? Why are there always people who try to hurt you when you try to rise (knowing that it brings them absolutely nothing)?These complete morons would almost make me doubt. Padawan answered her something like ” well, if you knew what you missed by wanting to prove I don’t know what, you would not feel THAT clever”. QED, bitch.  

May the God of the Game save your soul of frustrated/complexed/stupid/conditioned girl!

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2 thoughts on “It turned her on fucking the big fucker”

  1. I assume that was
    Oana Lun*****
    Am I right?
    If YES, than I can confirm, that girl is a total b*tch, but I was the one who said ‘fuck off’ to her instead of playing her silly games.
    Btw, if you really find that girl hot than I would like to know really the qualities of the girls that you have been with cause that girl is nothing more than HB6 or even less.

  2. I can’t help you with her name because she blocked me on Facebook !
    Well, it was a mistake but I didn’t play long juste one hour maybe, it’s just that I felt invincible at this period…
    I will send you some pictures by mail if you want. See ya !
    Update : I did send you an email on the adresse you gave me but it didn’t work please write me an email at diaryfrenchpua @ gmail . com so I can answer to you about the hot scale. Don’t worry I know who is a 6 and who is a 9.

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