MILF, cougar & Stifler’s mom

May 3rd 2014,

 

I – Among the fantasies of a modern man: there is the EAST GIRL.

There is something like six months, I had registered on VK, the east FB. I had a little talked to Ukrainians then had fallen a Russian hottie who lived in Aix. I had approached her a little bit hard and she had felt hurt (it happens sometimes). Aix being a very small town, this girl turned out to be a friend of the girl we fucked together with Padawan (the one who watches Chinese porns). As a result, I briefly met her in a bar this winter. Recently, I sent her a poke and she came talking to me. She told me that she read my blog and likes very much that but that she has a boyfriend and thus that she would do nothing with me… at least for now.

Because most of the girls play silly narrow-minded games like that to test us, I said to myself that I was not going to stop there. I waited 8 days after our first conversation on FB and I sent her an extract of the erotic novel I’m writing at the moment. I did it a little for fun, it was not nasty, but she got excited. She asked me for my number and tried to charm me and while telling me that her guy was not there the whole week. I found it tremendously weird “do you believe that I am born yesterday? “; “why do you change your behavior like that? I expected you to tell me to go to hell maliciously…” She guaranteed me that no, that everything was fine, that she had just thought about it and that I had to give her my number so that we can warm on the phone. I refused but she insisted during almost 1 hour!

Then, I thought and I said to myself that she was friends with Padawan’s FF. That Padawan knew her. And that thus, she could not do something bad otherwise that would suck seen that we are all the same connected socially speaking. Then I gave her my number. She tried to call me all night long: the big deal, I was with Virginie then I didn’t answer. The following morning, same thing. Well, I eventually picked up at around midday… A voice of guy “YO FABIEN, I REALLY HAVE THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU PISS ON MY FACE BY TRYING TO PICK UP MY GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU KNOW THAT SHE HAS A GUY THUS GIVE UP NOW OTHERWISE MY TEAM OF RUGBY IS GOING TO FALL ON YOU AND IT IS NOT A THREAT OF SCHOOLBOY!!!
– Heeee… yeah ?! And cannot she tell me herself that she is not interested?
– SHE ALREADY TOLD IT TO YOU BUT YOU DON’T WANNA UNDERSTAND THEN I HOPE THAT NOW THE MESSAGE IS CLEAR!!!
– Heeeee… yeah.” That was of no use to speak with a monkey seriously. I understood what happened. Her, too satisfied that a quality guy tried to pick her up, repeated it to her boyfriend to boast. Him, feeling threatened and like a jealous orangutan banged fists on the breast before picking up his phone, so trying to prove her his love and his virility. But the truth is somewhere else (not in Scully’s mouth) : the truth is I only approached her once, then I sent her a naughty text in which we made love in the street. Then, it is her who warmed me and who insisted: she would not have answered, the interaction would have ended like that. I don’t really understand why they insisted like that until I pick up the phone me to lecture. A little bit a simple-minded couple certainly which tries to prove to themselves things and I was just a brick of their foundations. I am sure that he fucked her just after that, she said to herself “MY MAN CARES ABOUT ME WAHOOOOO LET’S GO I OPEN MY LEGS !” But I know something that they do not know… in one year, they will not be together anymore and she will regret my magic tongue (that she does not deserve by acting like that: I don’t know what she tried to prove but that took place between her and her guy eh I was just an unfortunate instrument… what lets me think that it is a little bit unhealthy their thing).

 

II – Among the fantasies of a modern man, there is also the MILF.

As a PUA, I had to test this facet of the contemporary sexuality. I thus approached a woman who corresponded to the profile on Adopt, something like two weeks ago. 47, woman of character, classy, well-preserved, three children, 1m66 for approximately 60 kilos. One thing on her profile particularly made me have a good laugh:
– Sirs, if you are more than 50 years old go away: you like younger pussies, and well me neither I do not love the old men and for the same reasons than you.

Let’s say that she had interested me but I was not very hot either. A little apprehension in fact. In the sauna, Padawan told me ” yeah that will be one more experience in your seducer’s career. You advocate the open-mindedness then show the example. ” OK.She and I finally agreed on a meeting yesterday evening at 9:30 pm. I slicked my hair back like in the 50’s so waking up the possible nostalgia for my target.

I arrived in a magnificent apartment in the street Mazarine. It was at least a T8, with garage and an interior courtyard which gave onto the cinema Cézanne. Just for that, that was worth it! She led me in a small room and took off my jacket. She then trailed round directly the hand near my crotch but I quickly refocused her. I immobilized her arms, then caught her hair with one hand and that made her laugh. Then I put my other hand under her skirt, then began to make circular movements. She struggled but I held her firmly. I passed under her panties, she was wet. I have fingered her then continued to caress her clit. Then I released her and took care of her with two hands: one which fingered her and the other which caressed her. She began to contract, to tremble, etc. and she came. What is best with the girls old compared with the older guys it is because they do not need to take some viagra.

After that, she asked me if I wanted to have a drink of wine. I had come for that officially then I said yes. We went to the luxurious kitchen, she took out two stemmed glasses then kneeled down in front of me. She opened my jeans, asked me to remove my top and sucked me. It was really very good. After a while, I told her “either I take you, or you finish me ” so she turned around. I did not take her on the billiard table like Stifler’s mom but I did her things without delicacy in doggy style up by sticking her head to the table of the kitchen. She enjoyed again at the end of long moment.

She wanted to pass in the lounge. She rose on me and jumped on me. She came again. I pointed out to her that the way she enjoys is atypical: she fucks, fucks, then stops any movement and begins being entirely browsed by cramps… Usually, girls continue to make comings and goings when they achieve orgasm. Finally, usually girls depilate their pussy too thus that has to be old school style. In brief, fuck off, it is maybe the experience that spoke, maybe that exactly: she knows better her body than the very young. I am very open-minded !

To finish, I took her in simple missionary. During all the rodeo she chastely kept a part of her clothes. I asked her if I ended in her or if she sucked me but I believe that she was lazy “go for it finish in me”. Bad point: a little bit selfish. She told me that she found me handsome and tough “I don’t know what you were thinking about but certainly not my ass! But finally so much the better, for me, it was very good like that “. Well, it depends. Sometimes I hold 10 minutes sometimes I hold one hour. That really depends on my physical shape, on if I ate or not, on the girl, efforts that I made during the day, etc. Her conclusion: “I would not like that my daughter falls on you… in fact, yes, it would be good for her. ” It seems that her children know that she is on Adopt and bangs guys under 25.

After knocks, we sit on the sofa and we chatted till 2 am in the morning. She fiddled with my abs with greediness and complimented me: it is true that it begins to look good then it is cool. Well, if I understood well, this woman is in fact only the bursar in this apartment which landlord left for weekend. Her husband died some times ago, without forerunner, then she understood that the life it is carpe diem. Interesting anecdote: She told me that, according to her, my texts on my blog were very hard but that I was really cool. She found the contrast interesting… On the other hand she likes very much, she tells me that she also reads the Blog Artdeséduire in feminine held by a girl called Anoushka (or something like that) but that it is a mess, that it is badly written, brief that it is some commercial shit…

At a moment, I put my little finger in her mouth and asked “have you already seen a so small cock (than my finger) ?” She had a good laugh and said yes and began to tell me her loose story with a German. In exchange, she wanted to know one of my worst stories. Well, I was not going to tell her a thing about a small vagina or about a small breast… then I told the time when I slept with a girl without fucking her. I was 18 or 19 years old. I am still ashamed today. This girl was called Léa. She had made out with one of my buddies then they had broken up but I had stayed in touch with her. One night, she came sleeping over, she came in my bed and everything but I did nothing. She came back one second time: same scenario. I made erotic dreams next to her in which I took her but I did not dare to touch her in the black. Except that this time, that had probably pissed her off, she pleaded an urgent call of her brother and cleared off. I have never seen her again… But I have not all the wrongs either, seriously if she wanted it as much as me (what I believe) she would have been able to begin to fiddle with my cock that would have started the thing. In brief, conclusion of the woman: “oh fuck you were really tight-ass when you were young…” That a little reminds me the recent story with the seller who told me “my boss is there thus I come in the cabin with you but be wise” and who in the end does not call me back… I am persuaded that in fact she wanted me to warm her to death in this cabin, while her boss was close by, that would have turned her on and she would have come to my place. In this case, why saying the opposite? As for myself, I have nothing to regret, it gets on my nerves to have to read between the lines and decipher lousy tricks like that. HELLO GIRLS, BE SIMPLE, IT WILL BE BETTER FOR EVERYBODY !

Otherwise, funny thing on Adopt: She sends the free extract of my book to all the guys who try to pick up her badly and they get angry. A guy tried to pick up her and suggested her having sex for €1000. It is not a joke. I should try to do that. Another one proposed her a masturbation-date in the cabins of the sex shop of Plan de campagne. Of course, she did not go there (at least, it is what she pretends). She explained me that she did not have difficulties to find a lot of young people to fuck, that they all believed that old cougars have superpowers, but that concretely she had only bad experiences with the “young people” until today. Things like: they make an appointment, warm almost alone on their computer then flake. Or then, they come but are quite shy and everything and thus she loses the attraction that she had felt on photos (mention: lack of balls). According to her, they have a big mouth but are afraid of women and/or of sex. That a little reminded me what we have to undergo with certain nincompoops. So sad ! Men and women are the same, for the best and especially for the worst…

Well, here we are. It was an experience to do, the cougar. That passed well, it was nice. I expected even as it is softer… I don’t know if I will do it again but I do not regret, it is the most important (except maybe to French kiss Marine Le Pen, to convince Laguillet to subscribe to the MEDEF, or to see Bachelot coming)! By leaving, I took a snap’ and I sent it to my contacts “directly from the apartment of the MIFL I am banging hard”.

Of course, you can find out my secrets tricks to pick up on the Internet here.

Bye ! May the God of the Game be with us !

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2 thoughts on “MILF, cougar & Stifler’s mom”

  1. Just read it, nice man, it is always those some f*ckers like the first exemple, never take it serious.
    Well, I have a question to have a bit about your opinion, I am having some troubles in testing stuff. I am not doing online gaming, only real time. But these French chicks are hard to guess.
    In my country, we let it for 3 days before texting but in France, it seems like girls can not handle it.
    How do you do this? I mean after having the number are you waiting or just continue to seduction on phone in the next 12-15h. I am asking this cause I am good at seducing at that moment or just bring her home that night, but if I wait 3 days before texting than I am getting nothing and too many flake numbers.
    So, have any suggestions for text gaming ? Yeah, I saw your post about internet dating stuff but this is different than that.
    Any answer appreciated. Thanks dude.

  2. Hello dude,
    yeah I understand your question.
    me, I take the number (or give my number so they send a message it’s less a headache) and send a message the day after.
    often on a private joke or something seductive and cocky.
    then once the talk started , I answer when I have time, sometimes often sometimes rarely, the natural way !!!

    XXX

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